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Notice what Talarico does. Personal history led to worldview led to motivation behind his politics (and implicit critique of where Dems went wrong). All in 2 minutes. Too often Dems skip right to plans / talking pts / attacking other side.
Joe Rogan: Why are you a Democrat? @JamesTalarico: My mother met my birth father, who had a drinking problem that sometimes led to being violent. My mom decided right then and there that she was leaving. She found a little apartment in East Austin and worked double duty at a hotel to provide for us. She saw Texas Democrats like Ann Richards, people who fought for the little guy. That was the classic Democratic Party. I asked my mom what we were, and she was like, ‘We're Democrats, because Democrats fight for the people.’ Our historical legacy is the party that fights for the little guy. That's why I'm a Democrat.
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They want to do broad "make fun of conservative commentators" shtick, Tucker is a familiar face with a comical affect, and Jeremy Culhane has a great impression. It's really as simple as that.
Is SNL unaware of the fact that Tucker Carlson no longer sounds like this or highlights these issues?
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Kevin's had a tough run at Heritage but sometimes the moments come along that make it all worth it.
Thank you, Mr. President. The historic victories of this Congress were made possible by your leadership and refusal to settle for American decline. I’m optimistic the American people will recognize those achievements and keep conservative majorities in power to continue putting America first.
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We’re launching the Army of Robots. In 2022, we launched the Army of Drones. Today, drones account for over 95% of battlefield strikes, and Ukraine has more than 700 UAV manufacturers. Now we need the next technological breakthrough: the robotization of warfare. The goal is simple — save lives. Robots should take on the most dangerous missions: evacuating the wounded, delivering ammunition, mining and demining, reconnaissance, defending positions and engaging targets. The Army of Robots is not one company. It’s an ecosystem. We will invest in defense tech companies, launch our own technology projects, test them with the military and scale what works on the battlefield. We’re now looking for defense tech companies and engineers working on robotic technologies — as well as a CTO / Tech Lead for the Army of Robots. Join us: thearmyofrobots.com/en
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What’s crazy is it’s not that hard to for a White House to steer donors to an outside group who can run fluffer ads like this. But no, Trump and this administration wants to take the maximally corrupt route just to show you they can get away with it.
The U.S. Government is up on TV with this spot -- It aired nationally on FOX yesterday during Illinois at #7 Ohio State and also during Fox News Sunday this morning
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there’s one second left on the clock
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James visited the small town of Marfa, TX where a local mariachi greeted him with a song they wrote for the campaign. 🎶
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High School Musical the New Generation
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I did NOT want a High School Musical sketch in 2026, but #SNL , Jeremy Culhane, and Jalen Brunson knew better. This shit had me laughing my ass off.
High School Musical the New Generation
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Jalen: "Questions?" OG: "Remember in Game 4 when you took that shot in the end and you missed it?" Jalen: "Yeah" OG: "Remember what happened after?" Jalen: "Yeah. You tipped it in" OG: "Oh yeah. That was awesome"
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I'm going to become the joker with all of these conservatives discrediting liberal arguments about AI by spookily whispering that money might be involved. The birth of the Tech Right involved the realization, in the 2020s, that conservative people in tech should use their money to do stuff in politics. The All In podcast hosts threw fundraisers for the president! I don't know what the principle is at stake here other than "when conservative money seems like it'll get its way, we're a movement; but when liberal money seems like it'll get its way, it's a conspiracy." In 2024, when (per the Washington Post) about 80% of federal campaign spending by the 100 wealthiest Americans went to Republicans, you didn't hear a lot from the Tech Right back then about the danger of money in politics. But now that Trump is polling below the Mendoza Line and several upcoming IPOs will unlock billions of dollars of cash among Chamath's political enemies, these guys are suddenly Woodward and Bernstein, exposing the evils of rich ppl using their money to do stuff in politics.
Chamath on Obama’s AI Warning: Follow the Money President Obama last week: “If we are thinking about AI just in terms of how do we cure cancer or get better energy, you can do that without having agentic AI. That's a misalignment between what our society needs and the commercial imperatives that these companies are facing.” @Chamath: “This is a very important moment for a very simple reason, which is we, as in the world, are about to endow three, four, five, six companies with about $10T of wealth. And what Obama knows very well is that most of those companies are overwhelmingly left-leaning. And what he also knows is that there is a huge portion of that money that will then get put into philanthropic and charitable causes that then he, and the people around him, will be beneficiaries of. That is the truth. We already know this because we know that some of these frontier corporations actually ask you to stand up DAFs and have a portion of your stock that you're willing to pledge. So this money is going to go to things other than consumption or savings. And so it's going to go into PACs, it's going to go into political movements, and (Democrats) stand to disproportionately benefit. So this has nothing to do with prosperity. This is a very simple political calculus. If you freeze frame the economy the way it is today, a handful of organizations that will disproportionately be able to affect the Democrats will win. They will capture the lion's share of the economic gains, and then they will help the Democrats win power. That's all this is.”
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Tucker Carlson is back at the Update desk to chat this summer's blockbuster hits
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Dario Amodei is at the desk to assure that the future of humanity is safe from AI
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These statements never seem to be followed by an acknowledgment that this was totally predictable and all the libs he demagogues were exactly right.
Thiel on Trump: “There are a lot of things I got wrong... was crazier than I thought. It was more dangerous than I thought.” “You wish they’d appointed more competent people.” “administration is… staffed by not very smart but very loyal people”
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Very possibly the greatest account in the history of social media.
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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This absolutely bangs
It now costs the truck drivers on average $1,200 to fill up a single tank because of the war in Iran. Mike Rogers said it's a win-win-win. Are you winning?
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It now costs the truck drivers on average $1,200 to fill up a single tank because of the war in Iran. Mike Rogers said it's a win-win-win. Are you winning?
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Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates. So I called his cell to invite him to a debate on Fox News. He didn’t pick up.
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A lot of people wonder: How could we actually go from rogue AI agents to human extinction? This is how.
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