FJ is retired. He is happily married to MrsFJ. Supports Watford. RTs are mostly things he finds funny. No tweet theft. Likes the meta. Hates Vauxhalls

God’s own county
Swinney says an "independent" Scotland would convert to a Scots currency 🤣🤡
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Nostalgia was the only thing selling the Jaguars they did sell, but it wasn’t enough against BMW, Mercedes and Audi. Jag recently had 8 models: F-Pace E-Pace I-Pace XE XF saloon XF Sportbrake F-Type coupe F-Type convertible BMW had 30 1 series hatchback 2 series coupe 2 series gran coupe 2 series active tourer 3 series saloon 3 series touring 4 series coupe 4 series convertible 4 series gran coupe 5 series saloon 5 series touring 6 series GT 7 series saloon 8 series coupe 8 series convertible Z4 roadster X1 SUV X2 SUV X3 SUV X4 SUV X5 SUV X6 SUV X7 SUV iX SUV XM SUV Mercedes had 31 (ish) A class hatchback À class saloon B class MPV CLA 4 door coupe CLA estate C class saloon C class estate E class saloon E class estate S class saloon S class LWB CLS 4 door CLS estate CLE coupe CLE convertible AMG GT AMG GT 4 door AMG GT SL GLA SUV GLB SUV GLC SUV GLE SUV GLE SUV GLS SUV G-Class SUV EQE saloon EQB compact SUV EQE saloon EQE SUV EQS Maybach Audi had 24 A3/S3/RS3 saloon A3/S3/RS3 hatchback A4/S4/RS4 saloon A4/S4/RS4 avant A4/S4/RS4 allroad A5 sportback 4 door A5 coupe A5 convertible A6/S6/RS6 saloon A6/S6/RS6 avant A6/S6/RS6 allroad A7/S7/RS7 sportback A8/S8 saloon Q2 SUV Q3/SQ3 SUV Q5/SQ5 SUV Q7/SQ7 SUV Q8/SQ8 SUV Q4 e-tron Q6 e-tron Q8 e-tron sportback Q8 e-tron crossover e-tron GT Jaguar was never going to compete.
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Disappointing. I thought Jeevun was smart. Taxing the very wealthy will just make them leave, reduce tax take and reduce GDP.
We're taxing the wealthiest 1% to help the 99%. We're taxing £2 million+ mansions to help get energy bills down for the 99%. You know, the 99% who don't have £2 million mansions.
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How did you say goodbye you your workmates at the end of the shift? “It’s time to make like a tree; and leaf.” “It’s time to make like a hockey stick: get the puck out of here” On a Friday before a Bank Holiday: “see you next Tuesday”
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Jet fuel doesn’t melt cabin doors.
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Chemistry is just a speciality within physics.
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And yet you have done nothing to force Walkers to use the correct colours for its crisp bags! The correct colours are: Dark blue - ready salted Light blue salt and vinegar Green - cheese & onion Pink - prawn cocktail I look forward to your action on this matter.
You know that feeling when you book a flight for 50 quid and somehow it ends up costing 100? Getting seats together, correcting a typo, another charge here and there, it all adds up. When the cost of living is already squeezing people, those endless extras can feel relentless. So we're changing the rules for you. Parents won't need to pay a penny extra just to sit next to their own children. You'll be able to fix any name errors on your booking free of charge. And because the last thing you want once you're on the plane is more stress, we're working with the industry to make sure that disruptive passengers who have been banned from one airline can be banned from flying with other airlines too. I know holidays are expensive and these are small things, but hopefully they'll make your trip just that little bit cheaper and easier. That's exactly the kind of thing I want this government to keep on fixing.
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Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The desperation to be governed by unelected foreign politicians is beyond madness.
Brexit has been such a disaster. But it will be reversed. 5 million leave voters have died since the referendum. Many others regret voting leave. A new referendum will see a 2:1 ratio to return to the EU and our friends across the water. Brexit is dead.
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The who to follow algo is garbage.
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Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
I put this together on the case against "sewage dumping has increased". It's just the basics from my threads on this and some other sources and is for those that won't read through the thread.
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When thinking about Man City, remember that as well as the highly paid top executives who operated the scams, and the millionaire footballers, there are hundreds of employees working for ordinary wages. People in the ticket offices, merchandise sales, groundsmen, youth coaches, scouts, caterers, match day staff, etc.. this must be a scary time for them and their families.
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It's incredibly cynical to witter on about your deceased dad when you're in charge of a country with as many immediate crises to solve as Britain.
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I’d rather be far right than far wrong.
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Again? Didn’t it work last time? Hope does nothing. Work does.
Hope again 🌹
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Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Replying to @AllisonPearson
@andyburnham has forgot what Maggie inherited: inflation peaked at 24%. Interest rate 17.5%. Income tax 86%. IMF had to help. 1.5 million working days lost to strikes. 3 day week as no energy. Brain drain. Capital flight. Capital constraint. Sick man of Europe. Yes. Let’s go back
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