Father Beavis
@FatherBeavis99

I'm the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.🙃 Homer J Simpson is my hero and life coach. 45 and cranky

 in bed with your mom
Joined May 2015
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I'm a patient person. But muthafuka I hate waiting
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You seem like someone who would ask "who's the fairest of them all' to a window
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Welcome to 40. You'll now randomly hurt yourself doing something that is healthy for you. Example: drinking fucking water
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Not Jerome Powell
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ADHD Memes
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Mike Commito
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On this day in 1966, Bobby Orr made his NHL debut #Bruins365 #NHLBruins
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NUMBER FOAH BOBBY OAHHH
Mike Commito
@mikecommito
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On this day in 1966, Bobby Orr made his NHL debut #Bruins365 #NHLBruins
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weird text messages
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Your so stupid Donald Trump had to look up the word dumb again
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Stupid media saying that i have a tiny dik. I mean, yeah, but rude
#Anonymous
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CAPTION THIS...
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Mood
i like food
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Me if i were dad
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Dave
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Up and down with the D gang. No matter how much D ya got. Shove all up in there
Maggie Reed
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Don’t listen to Matthew McConaughey, take the D! #democrat #bluewave #politicalcomedy #politicalsatire #bigenergy
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On?
Amazing Pop Culture
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Which ones do you enjoy putting on your wiener?
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Maga can taste it
J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩
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"Maybe he's born with it... Maybe it's pedophilia
"Parody Hijinks". 🇺🇲🙏 YnottonY🙏 🇺🇲
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Goodnight Xs
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New grape whistles just dropped right in time for Thanksgiving
ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T 🇨🇦☀️🫧@smileitsfree44
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Oh my gosh!!!!! The whistle I never knew I needed 😏😘
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Ya wanna know something really frightening maga? The JUGGALOS HATE YOU TOO
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I say this With much love. You're a dick K muah @_ladygooch
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