Vases.

Currently: Peach/watermelon wine. It's done and delicious. Crystal clear. Needs bottled. Strawberry/watermelon wine. It's done, but needs to be cleared. Raspberry/watermelon wine. Still chugging along, but it's close. Magic Penis Wine. (Pomegranate/watermelon/grapefruit) Just started last night. I won't have to make any wine for a very long time, if I survive all this! 😅 I need to find someone to share with.

It turns out that citrullus lanatus has an abundance of a chemical called L-citrulline. L-citrulline is a chemical that is part of a biochemical pathway called the nitric oxide cycle. The nitric oxide cycle is what makes your veins expand and contract, and that includes your main vein, that's right: the Schwartz, your tallywhacker, your John Thomas. L-citrulline is a non-essential amino acid, meaning our body produces it naturally, but extra helps. L-arginine also fits into the cycle. Both can obviously be purchased as supplements, which you might consider exploring, not only for exceptional schlong vigor, but because they're good for cardiovascular health. Further into the warren, now looking at Viagra. It works by preventing the nitric oxide cycle from being turned off. It suppresses the suppressors. I discovered that both grapefruit juice and pomegranate juice enhance the effects of Viagra, meaning they work synergystically with it. (Do not go to the gas station, buy "herbal Viagra" or anything of the sort in the first place, because they're usually loaded with the *real stuff*, but also do not take Viagra or gas station boner pills and pomegranate or grapefruit juice. Unless you have a medical embarrassment fetish, of course, and like the kink of the idea of going to the emergency room with a priapism, where the doctors and nurses will laugh at you behind your back while they're draining your tiny, but very hard, turdstuffer of blood with a giant syringe attached to a large-gauge needle, which is going to hurt like fuck because you're getting no pain meds, pervo. If you don't die from a stroke, that is. You'll also have to see your regular doctor afterwards because you went to the ER. You've been warned.) Anyway, back to the wine. Vintner's Best Pomegranate base is "wine in a jug." Normally you would just dilute to volume with water, to 5 or 6 gallons total, add yeast, ferment, bottle, etc., but instead, I added a half gallon of grapefruit juice and the rest of the volume is watermelon juice I got from #melonmaxxing. Will it work? Maybe. I needed to do something with a bunch of watermelons before they went bad. I think it's a worthy experiment.

Not sure what the first one is, but it weighed 10 pounds. The second one is a black diamond. It weighed 19 pounds. Both delicious, although the black diamond isn't as sweet as I would prefer. I did real good this year, even with limited sunlight up this holler. It's a serious challenge trying to get the larger cultivars to finish. Next year, I'm going to stick to the icebox and personal size melons.

Très Bien!

This melon has been in the fridge for a while. I didn't weigh it. Probably 12 pounds. It's incredibly sweet! Tastes like honey + watermelon! 🧐 Edit: this is an Orangeglo. I highly recommend this cultivar not only because it's delicious and orange 👀, but also because they finish in suboptimal conditions.

I just transferred this strawberry/watermelon wine from the big fermenter to this 6 gallon for final clearing.

Man, I hope the parents won't get so offended this year, like they did last year, when I hand out gingerbread men for Halloween.

If anyone ever tells you that there's no justification for you to own an "assault rifle," they mean to do things to you for which you would *justifiably* use it on them. It also means you should buy at least two, and lots of ammo, lest they Waco or Ruby Ridge your ass for disagreeing with Communism. Disarmed Western countries get invaded by Communist-financed mass illegal immigration. It's systematic. The pattern has repeated in every white majority country except Poland and Russia.

Everything reminds me of her. 😑

Just you wait, you sceptic! This new handle on the bucket we're standing in trying to pick ourselves up with is pneumatic! It's hydraulic! It's space-age Socialism, and we're only a few quadrillion pounds in debt so far, but that's just a minor economic glitch. Probably an accounting error is all.

So 🌑

Two years hence, The People's Islamic Republic of Great Britainistan:

This I did not know! Excellent!

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Climate Communism has collapsed.

Enough. Cut it off and they have to sue for peace. This is way more than the Somalis stole from us.