Continuing to use this husk of a website to punt my comedy wares. Catch me literally anywhere else please.
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Yang has actually been carrying out South Korean military service since June, because the leader of our fiercest rivals wears platform shoes too.
Congrats to Yang Hyun Jun on winning gold at the Asian games.
This means he is exempt from doing his military service. Great achievement by the best Korean in Scotland. Buzzing for him 🇰🇷🍀🏅
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I like the idea of a "coach name" being different from legal first and second names because it implies Steve Clarke could insist his graphics say "The Saltcoats Shagger"
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Jimmy Carr drops a raw, eye-opening take on life without vs. with kids in this 55-second clip:
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Superscoreboard but it’s about your shoddy performance at 5s
@ClydeSSB @1025Clyde1 #superscoreboard #clyde1 #football #fiveaside #5aside #hashtags
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I read all but the last pages of 52 books in 2025, meaning I have completed 2026’s 52 book challenge in a single week. Losers make excuses - winners make progress. #HighPerformance #Grindset
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With victory over Aberdeen, Wilfried Nancy has taken his all-time Celtic win record to 20%.
Just four more wins and he’ll be on 100%.
Quite unbelievable. 🔥
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