99% background, 1% astrophysical. @ForrestResearch Fellow at UWA in (astro)physics. Militant Bayesian with uninformative priors. Contentedly discontent.

Western Australia
Seeing as this was an absolute banger, I did it properly, with some help from Claude to speed up messing around with scraping the Nobel website:
Which subatomic particle has produced the most Nobel prizes: Electron: 10 directly associated Neutrino: 5 Quarks/gluons: 5ish Neutron: 3ish? Proton: 2ish, more if you fold in quarks/antiproton Higgs: 1 W/Z, Pion: 2 each Tau: 1, but shared with neutrino Technically 0 for muons
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Now make it apply to consultancy too
“AI-hallucinated citations should be treated as research misconduct.” nature.com/articles/d41586-0…
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I drew the short-straw doing my Duke Of Edinburgh award in Northumberland
The farthest you can get from a bus stop in England is 12.3 km (7.6 miles) on Beefstand Hill. 59% of England sits within 1 km (0.6 miles) of a stop and 98.6% within 5 km (3.1 miles).
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We really need a multimessenger binary neutron star merger soon because ‘this posterior is not informative so we choose to disregard it and [do thing that inflates significance]’ is, while objectively a hilarious statement, not an acceptable way to do science.
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I get why we need 2fa for supercomputer access, but can we bring back the good old days, when all members of an unnamed collaboration (that I have no current association with) got told to please stop mining bitcoin on the compute nodes
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Spring in the garden!
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No agreement in this house about what this vegetable is called (courgette is the correct answer) but Jack appreciates home-grown produce.
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Fiona H. Panther retweeted
Want to know how to grow the strongest field in the Universe? Check out our latest work on the complete chronology of the kinematic, KHI-driven (RTI-onset) dynamo in binary neutron star mergers: arxiv.org/abs/2611.05880
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It’s done! Godspeed, everyone!
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If you want to hear me talk about GW astronomy and this paper, in November I’ll be at the AIP WA branch AGM: aip.org.au/event-6893138 and the Ripples Through Time Symposium: indico.global/event/17644/ Then at this year’s AIP Congress in Sydney in December aip.org.au/CONGRESS
Ask not what you can do for an Australian GW detector; ask what an Australian GW detector can do for you! Out on arXiv today: multimessenger astrophysics drives the case for an Australian GW detector by providing precision localisations!
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After that I guess I might have some time off because I got a sternly worded email today saying I haven’t used enough annual leave this year 🤷🏻‍♀️
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There comes a point in the life of every little girl where they choose which animal they are going to fixate on for a while. My child is very particular, but I guess it’s cheaper than having to buy a pony?
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I blame Octonauts for this
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Ask not what you can do for an Australian GW detector; ask what an Australian GW detector can do for you! Out on arXiv today: multimessenger astrophysics drives the case for an Australian GW detector by providing precision localisations!
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Points for anyone who spots the Easter eggs, I think there are about four.
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Anyway: this is the paper for you if you love Fisher forecasts (@NikoSarcevic?!) and the future of Australian multimessenger astronomy!!
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I am absolutely begging journals to distinguish ‘got Claude to refactor some plotting code’ from ‘made an AI slop figure’ and actually listen to the way researchers are using AI before writing the most opaque AI declaration policies
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A Type Ia supernova (the kind that’s good for cosmology) in our own local neighbourhood (astronomically, 9 Mpc is basically down the street)! wis-tns.org/astronotes/astro… Also ideal for studying in-situ nucleosynthesis if you’ve got a gamma-ray spectrometer handy…
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