October 7, 2019
E=Exorcist
B=Beelzebub, an angelic demon, from The Choir of Seraphim.
E: O Virgin, today is your feast, that of the Holy Rosary. I would like this "B" to give us a catechesis on the holy rosary. So I ask you, Madonna, we have already heard some catechesis, but today is a special feast. I ask you that for a few minutes, or for many minutes, he be forced by you to speak about the Holy Rosary. Therefore, with Mary's permission and by order of Heaven, I command you to speak to us about the holy rosary and its power against you. In the name of God, I command you to speak. Speak well, in clear Italian, and tell us many things and beautiful things. Speak. In correct Italian.
B: That crown (of the rosary) is destroys me
E: Speak better, in correct Italian. You are capable. Go ahead.
B: Every Hail Mary blows my mind.
E: Speak, without me having to tell you. Our Lady wants you to tell us the power of the holy rosary against you.
B: It is a simple prayer that not everyone does. But the one who makes it is united to the life of Christ and Mary. And it blows my mind to hear that refrain. I can't stand it. I also get annoyed when people hold it in their hands, even when they're not praying it. I can't stand it. But she loves this prayer.
E: Continue.
B: And he who prays it in the family has a special protection from her. I can't go into that house. I have not been given permission. Because the power of the holy rosary in the family crushes me.
E: Go on.
B: And in those families, if there is only one person who prays it, he can save the others in the family.
E: Oh Mary, I thank you for forcing this demon B to do this publicity, this catechesis on the rosary. O Mary, I would like to share it with many people, with your permission. Force him to speak. Go on.
B: Her favorite mysteries are those of the Passion of Christ. For there is all the salvation of mankind.
E: And the glorious ones are not?
B: Also
E: Continue.
B: But to whomever recites the rosary, I come to disturb him.
E: How?
B: With thoughts. Distractions.
E: But Our Lady thanks him anyway, right?
B: Yes.
E: Go ahead.
B: You should pray with the children. Teach them this prayer before I come to bother them, because afterwards I steal their purity, that is, mothers should pray it for the children because I want to destroy the family and the young people.
E: O Virgin, we thank you because you have given us the Rosary that you continue to recommend every time you appear. But we also thank you for these words of 'B' that in this exorcism I, your priest, am carrying out with the help and participation of six collaborators who pray and are at my side.
B: To whomever prays the rosary, she gives many thanks. Really many, many. And I can't stand it. Even the novenas are blowing my mind. I can't stand them. Above all, the novena to the Virgin Undoer of Knots.
E: We like litanies a lot. I used to notice that you suffered from them. What do you say about litanies?.
B: They crush me, they annoy me!
E: Why?
B: Because it is a continuous praise, praise, praise.
E: But she deserves it.
B: For you!
E: But is she really your Queen, even if you don't recognize her? or not?
B: Yes
E: And after the litanies, what else can you tell us? Because not everyone says it when they finish the rosary.
B: I know, I know. Those who don't pray them are mistaken.
E: Oh how many beautiful things,
Virgin, that you give us unexpectedly. Also through this devil whose name -at least he said the name- is B. We praise you, O Mary. Does she tell you to tell us something yet, or are you finished? Answer!
B: I am finished.
E: Then we pray, O Mary. (They pray the Hail Mary). O Mary, on this day of the Holy Rosary, today, October 7, 2019, we give you thanks I am your priest, exorcist from Milan. I thank you for this gift you have given us for your glory. So be it. Amen.