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Physics Q&A: Ask me your questions about physics and I will respond in a way that seems correct on the surface but is actually fundamentally misleading!
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i am going to be the first person to *ever* write a physics paper without AI
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is now a bad time to reveal im really close to solving the yang mills mass gap
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We are redefining a foot to be the distance light travels in 1 nanosecond
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this is him just molting his shell
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This is my last tweet here. Now that the bit is up and the joke is over, I should finally reveal who I was. My name is Radha (@rmastand), a particle physicist at Berkeley. I enjoy hard-sphere scattering both in and out of the lab! Was fun! Follow me on blue sky.
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I'm done being balanced. from now on it's 100% yin for me. "inside one there are seeds of the other" not within me, I'm locked in.
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I bet Kevin Greif (@greif_kevin) $100 in 2024 USD that by 2075 we will know to 5 sigma that dark matter is at least 10% qcd axion
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STATISTICS FACT: the election outcomes are 50-50. since there are two outcomes so they each have a 50% chance of happening.
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just saw some crazy guy jump into the river in Paris, he's inseine
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checking to see if ***** **** ********** reads all my tweets
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handing out FACTOR meals for Halloween instead of candy
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what does it mean when somebody says they work a 925. what is a 925.
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please be patient, this is my first life im still learning
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we should bring back physicists wearing capes
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i love wearing merch from universities I've never attended. wouldn't be caught dead wearing merch from my actual university.
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"Wanted to look important" my guy that's John Preskill he's already important
It's sad when people falsely pad their google scholar page by adding papers written by other people. I guess this researcher just wanted to look important?
Community note
Preskill wrote the foreword to the Feynman lectures, which is why Google Scholar automatically linked him as an author. taylorfrancis.com/books/mono/10.…
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Is it bad practice to have "Look upon my words, ye me mighty, and despair" at the very top of my CV
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they're gonna make a BobbyBroccoli video about me one day
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what is a cover letter
what is a cover letter but a distillation of your research statement which is a short summary of all your papers which is a small fraction of how you actually spend your day thinking about research
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