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@First_alphas
Retired | Futures trader | shawarma enthusiast
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@First_alphas
Apr 23
Nobody thought it was weird in the big bang theory that Penny; a waitress, was able to afford rent in a building where two physicists with PHDs were roommates just to split rent?
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Why don't planes stockpile parachutes incase of engine failure so all passengers can just jump out instead of dying?
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Dimitri
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Sep 22
Something really funny about a woman in hijab wearing a skin tight outfit that shows off her fat ass
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I still get goosebumps whenever I watch this stickman fights
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@First_alphas
Sep 24
"You claim to be a player but I fcked your wife" has to be the most unhinged lyric of all time. 2pac was a menace for that š
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@First_alphas
Sep 24
Asian with braids has to be my favourite genre
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@First_alphas
Sep 23
If they steal your hoodie, steal their skin care products. Fair trade.
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@First_alphas
Sep 23
What wrong with the first photo?
jowauna
@jowaunaa
Sep 21
how my bf takes my pics before vs after i yell at him
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@First_alphas
Sep 23
Her upgrades were done very well though
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Sep 22
Atleast he got his priorities right š
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@First_alphas
Sep 22
Remember when this dropped on the timeline and she got bullied by women?
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@First_alphas
Sep 21
I just found out torta means fat mexican
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@First_alphas
Sep 21
Is spy x family any good to watch?
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@First_alphas
Sep 21
Not having kids is a financial hack people dont talk about
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Arun Henchinamane
@Arunhpm
Sep 20
Excellent series for those who like this genre.
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@First_alphas
15 Sep 2022
Top 10 best series ever made you should watch. (Remix) 10. Banshee.
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@First_alphas
Sep 19
This woman did things to 16yr old me
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@First_alphas
Sep 19
Bruhh this has to be the most embarrassing way to die.
TMZ
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Sep 5
Influencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in Thailand
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@First_alphas
Sep 18
She's cute and all but never date a nurse lmao
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Sep 18
A guilde for when youāre angry at work but trying to sound professional š
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@First_alphas
Sep 17
If you pull straight into your garage, put your car in reverse so you can easily run over any intruder until it closes.
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Kristof
@CoastalFuturist
Sep 17
My wife sent me a nice reminder today
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