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Geelong, Victoria
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But thats impossible, Bec Judd and Dave Hughes told me it was a shithole....
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RT @anniedundun: The AFL speaks a lot about the importance of mental health for their players and yet they’re happy to pay for this sort of…
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RT @GeauxGabrielle: Vince McMahon defecated on a woman’s face while another man raped her and then had her fired and banished from the indu…
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RT @VictoriaPolice: Got information? We want to hear from you. Dane, was last seen alive in his paddock off Anakie Road about 7pm on Wed…
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@ all norf people on here....
Jaymie Graham is set to be unveiled as North Melbourne coach as early as this week. Just the finer details being formalised behind the scenes at Arden Street. He's their guy after impressing during the interview on Saturday. Details 👇 7news.com.au/sport/afl/north… @7AFL @1116sen @7NewsMelbourne
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No dont play random ACDC intros mid game! Trust me, it wont end well....
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PVL slapping himself on the back right now. That was so much better than Kylie.
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Oh no. Old mate is at the find out stage of fucking around.
DEAR TROLLS: Please stop calling up my dad and leaving graphic voicemails threatening to castrate him, enough already
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Is tonight an "extra hour" daylight savings night or a "less sleep" daylight savings night
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We were so loss to a scoreless game
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So close**
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Cunts lucky the cops are protecting him. Novovastrians would NOT fuck around if they got near him
Screen grabbed from Snapchat
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If you’re in Geelong, or even if you’re not - join the protest against Hanson.
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Matt retweeted
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤.
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Imagine having the three year track Lions have had, and still having all of you carry on about not winning fake positions in a fake team. Absolute fuckin victim complex. What a dickhead.
Fages goes whack in his final B&F speech! READ 👉 bit.ly/4dgMdRa
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I don’t think there has ever been anything more Brisbane-coded than retiring as a back to back to back premiership coach and using your last b&f speech to single out an opposition player as being unworthy of AA selection. Incredible on field team but Jesus Christ they’re cunts
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Simultaneous events btw.
A massive reception from the crowd as Isaac Heeney is named this year’s Bob Skilton Medallist. Not in attendance, Heeney shared an emotional video message, admitting "every single day away from the club was heartbreaking" and thanking the Swans family for their support. @AFL #AFL
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The women at the centre of a sexual assault, allegedly involving a group of Sydney Swans players, are experiencing deep trauma and PTSD. Meanwhile, Isaac Heeney has won the club's best & fairest award. The disconnect is real. Giving Heeney this award in a week where women are still reeling from the gang rape at Cornell University is really a self-own for the Swans. Apparently the club separates behaviour on-field from behaviour off-field and this is how Heeney managed to get the Bob Skilton Medal. To be fair, they did rename the award to ‘Most Valuable Player’ - probably because handing a 'best and fairest' gong to Heeney might have been a little troublesome for the club. Chad Warner, Nick Blakey, James Jordon and Riley Bice were also eligible. Bice has been cleared of any wrong-doing, but is considered a witness. No charges are in place in relation to the August 17 situation and police say they are still investigating. The women are seeking redress through the civil courts. ❤️SUPPORT MY WORK❤️ You can support The RED HEART Movement and Australian Femicide Watch by grabbing a RED HEART t-shirt or making a donation! 100% of money raised funds support for bereaved families and an apartment for women leaving domestic violence. Links in bio or visit australianfemicidewatch.org
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I was against shorter quarters but I’m now supportive. Specifically the last quarter of the grand final should have been four and a half minutes shorter
"I think it's inevitable... When Tassie enters the competition, we will see less than 20 minutes and time on enter the AFL." 🗣️ Mitch Cleary on shorter quarters in the AFL (via The Agenda Setters)
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