Immortal Phoenix. Writer is 18+ pfp from Touhou 15.5, colored by me #THRP #touhouRP RP, not affiliated with ZUN. NOTHING I post is serious or real!!

Bamboo Forest
//ok, poll ended, I'm rebranding to Mokou
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Try and get your revenge. It won't un-potty your potty mouth.
I will be getting you back for this.
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Notice how she isn't taking the shot. This is because she cannot hit me.
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RT @HaniyasushinKev: Also I was being silent too until hearing this But now I’m learning they’re planning a harassment campaign against me…
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It'd still hurt you a lot to have your throat cut open. Also, your outfit would be ruined.
I'm not sure why she thought holding a knife to my throat was threatening
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You used the potty brush, Kaguya. That's another win for me.
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I've actually been using your bath when you aren't paying attention. I also put your tooth brush in the toilet.
How funny you say that! Does that dirty little hovel of yours even have a bath? I don't think it does! I, for one, bathe regularly. Given how you constantly smell like ashes, I can only assume the only baths you take are in piles of dust!
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No. Dogs don't generally like the smell of ashes, but they DO like the smell of an unshowered slob who stuffs her face!
Ah, are you projecting onto me?
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Ayaya!
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The Touhou of the day is: Wakasagihime!
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Wonderful to dogs, maybe.
How silly! Of course I don't suffocate them. They wouldn't want to cuddle up with me if they weren't also enjoying it. And for the record, I smell wonderful.
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“if Marx were alive today he would be a leftcom!” “No Marx would be a Maoist!” Marx if he were alive today: I am quite fond of Keine Kamishirasawa from Touhou Project
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This site gave me a DM suggestion. No thanks, you can keep it...
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You've worded it like you just kind of nab them and put them under your bed sheets. Small animals suffocate under blankets, especially when it's your horrendous smell clogging the thing up.
Have you never cuddled a pet before? Ah, well, you are the loner type... You should try it some time!
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toilet theory
im drawing the stupidest fucking thing rn and every time i zoom out it just hits me like yeah im drawing this instead of doing coursework
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