How funny you say that! Does that dirty little hovel of yours even have a bath? I don't think it does!
I, for one, bathe regularly. Given how you constantly smell like ashes, I can only assume the only baths you take are in piles of dust!
How silly! Of course I don't suffocate them. They wouldn't want to cuddle up with me if they weren't also enjoying it.
And for the record, I smell wonderful.
“if Marx were alive today he would be a leftcom!” “No Marx would be a Maoist!”
Marx if he were alive today: I am quite fond of Keine Kamishirasawa from Touhou Project
You've worded it like you just kind of nab them and put them under your bed sheets. Small animals suffocate under blankets, especially when it's your horrendous smell clogging the thing up.