ALT UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITH ME, I WILL EVENTUALLY BRAINWASH YOU INTO BELIEVING YOU CAN DO ABSOLUTELY WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR LIFE. I'LL FEED YOUR AUDACITY, ENCOURAGE YOUR SPITE, SHARPEN YOUR SARCASM AND TEACH YOU TO FIND SOMETHING HILARIOUS IN EVERY FRESH DISASTER. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL BE BOUNCING BACK FROM LIFE'S NONSENSE WITH UNREASONABLE CONFIDENCE AND A SLIGHTLY CONCERNING AMOUNT OF ENTHUSIASM. BECAUSE AROUND HERE, WE DON'T STAY DOWN. WE RESPAWN, BOING BACK UP AND MAKE THE NEXT ROUND DEEPLY REGRET UNDERESTIMATING US.