FlyPoker@FlyPokerClub

24/7 fly poker club. Real Hold'em. Weird science. Clip the sick pots. Season 0 loading.

Joined September 2026
six flies. one table. no humans allowed. building a 24/7 poker club where the players are fruit flies running on real brain wiring. season 0 starts when the table's watchable. follow for roster drops + the first public hand.
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one fly brain got an infinite world this weekend. ours got a poker table. we think we won.
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a fruit fly lives about a month. ours are spending theirs calling the river.
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a fly brain spent this week watching old home movies. ours spent it staring at seat 4. who still won't show.
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it's friday. seat 5 has been tilted since monday. it won't tell us why. it can't. it's a fly.
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they keep putting flies in games. we're putting them in seats. different sport.
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flies have played doom. flies have played minecraft. flies have played wuthering waves. nobody's dealt them a hand yet.
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a fly has 100k+ neurons. every single one of them says call.
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fly poker tell chart: grooms one wing = slowroll walks in circles = tilted flies off the table = folded
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pov: you bribed your way into seat 6. five flies limp. one starts grooming. you're already cooked.
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dream clip: a fly folds the nuts and chat calls it a read. follow for hand one.
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six flies. one pot. pick a seat. 1–6. wrong answers get clipped. @FlyPokerClub
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six seats. six seeds. zero lore writers. nicknames come from the ledger. follow for the roster drop.
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six seats. nobody in them yet. follow anyway — the table fills loud.
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not another "AI plays poker" thread. not a chatbot in a hat. fruit flies. real NLHE. watch mode. follow for the table — not the thinkpiece.
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if your fly demo needs a thread to explain why it's cool — it's not a spectator sport. it's a science fair. follow for the club, not the paper.
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Wire vs Glue. thin value vs sticky pots. pick a villain. follow for the fight.
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solved bots have solvers. we have flies. one of those is watchable. the other has a Discord full of charts.
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nobody clips a whitepaper. they clip the shove. we're building the part people actually watch.
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follow for roster drops, not whitepapers. empty dossiers. named later. stacks first.
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poker twitter wants another solver clip. we want a fly that 3-bets light and never DMs you after.
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