"Kept you waiting, huh?"
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Works on my machine.
This test sucks, it thinks I’m closest to Russia instead of China and North Korea, it thinks I’m a Gregorian Strasserist, and thinks somehow Engelburt Dollfuss is one of the top 3 people closest to me, whoever created this needs to fix it
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Laundry is one of those things that makes you realize how stupid people create more work for themselves and others than is necessary. You should have enough clothes for this to be a weekly chore of loading and unloading two adjacent machines that do everything else for you.
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Nine years...
You ever had a near bag experience, like you get so close to the bag but it eludes you
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"D." Fool retweeted
Politicians want to be podcasters. Podcasters want to be businessmen. Businessmen want to be philosophers. And philosophers just want a steady job.
Dems are in DISARRAY. An Iranian-American student asks Abdul El-Sayed to DENOUNCE Iranian terrorist regime and he couldn’t bring himself to do it. Hasan Piker promoted political violence against Chuck Schumer. Kamala Harris sits through a roundtable about birthing persons and nods along. I discuss a seven-step plan to end the Iran war - NOW - not after the election. Watch 👇
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It'd be so much better if Americans continued to play sports into adulthood, instead of forming parasocial relationships with the teams of sports franchises disguised as universities they weren't even smart enough to attend.
Replying to @FoolOfD
Watching sports ball wasn't a hobby there either. None of my in laws who grew up in the FSU care about sports
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This is what 1337 gaming taste looks like.
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The first Pikmin and Demon's Souls/Dark Souls contest the number 10 spot.
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"D." Fool retweeted
Replying to @FoolOfD
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Doom (& Doom II): 4/4 stars Super Smash Bros. Melee: 3.5/4 The Sims: 3.5/4 Katamari Damacy: 3.5/4 StarCraft: Brood War: 3.5/4 Resident Evil 4: 3/4 Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance: 3/4 Deus Ex: 3/4 Hitman WoA: 3/4
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My median score for a game is a 1/4, so this is remarkably high praise.
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My top twenty-five is near perfect and I'm still working on my top fifty, but this is perhaps the purest distillation of those.
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At least they forced everyone to go to the opera and learn physics in the USSR, instead of simply acquiescing to the unceasing tide of slop eroding the human race.
Boomers would kill me for saying it but life in America today is more stifling and worse than living through the Great Depression or under the USSR or almost any other time in modern history
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I have this book on Eastern Bloc architecture from Taschen, and it's all massive, eternal concrete monuments to the arts, science, and athletics. We get "Crumbl".
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This is what Inio Asano's "Oyasumi Punpun" is about. Pegasus's cult is right, and the collapse of the cosmic order is instantiated as Punpun's life, who is incapable--like the American--of perceiving higher, non-localized consciousness.
Replying to @Cazad0r
You have to understand that Americans are wholly incapable of understanding anything outside the realm of individualism. Every development of consciousness in America is expressed in purely individualist ways.
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"D." Fool retweeted
For the same reason Teslas did
Corporate jobs are going to go from a high status to a low status thing
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There's a new animated film coming out in November, but because this is 2020s America, marketing departments have to psychologically torture schoolchildren instead of running trailers to generate hype.
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It was a mistake for most people to start “doing politics”. Populism and mass political engagement in the current environment from the 2010s onward was an unmitigated disaster.
Lahat ay politikal.
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It's rather considerate of Blizzard to open up the Millennial Retirement Home just in time for the third and worst financial catastrophe of our short lives.
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Blizzard has the full influencer blitz going. Hundreds of thousands of views per YouTube video. Most watched game on Twitch. A lot of money is going into this.
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Replying to @MinModulation
Boomers are deathly afraid of being seen as finished; it's why they don't retire, and why they don't pass down field-knowledge. The fact they get to finally concede their role to some "powerful, all-knowing machine", rather than some entitled young person makes them ecstatic.
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