My great uncle DESPISED the Amish. Honest Irish-Canadian ranchers raise their cattle in superior conditions on pure Alberta barley diets, but they got priced out by cornfed feedlot Pennsylvania-Dutch Holstein garbage because those Amish charlatans duped us with the stupid buggys.

Apple just invented not replacing your CEO with an indian guy what will they think of next

>”Reject Without Email” as default they literally did the meme

downside of phone glass being way harder to break now is young dudes have one less signal to identify bad wife material

BREAKING: Pres. Trump says he's signed an executive order the "raises entrance fees for foreign tourists at National Parks." "The National Parks will be about America first."

A 1% remittance tax accomplishes nothing. A 100% tax changes the nation. American dollars earned here should primarily be spent here. Allowing them to be sent overseas to support other nations is robbing our nation. We must stop treating the United States as nothing more than an economic zone. America first means fixing this.

Portrait of Confucius (242 B.C.)

Yeah i’m sure we should all be inbred, addicted to drugs, and with genetic defects from said inbreeding. I’m tired of seeing Amish fetishization on this app lmao. If you actually lived with the amish you would understand these things.

you guys, Wernher von Braun was the best rocket scientist of his day and that's why it's good to have 4 million south american peasants move to america every year

Every single aspect of “Hawaiian culture” comes from tourism. Hawaii was never a real place, everything about either came from tourism memes, the leftovers of colonialists, or the refuse from pacific islands. Even the flora and fauna are imports, plant life it has was transported there from seeds in seagull shit. Their “people” were backwards savages caving each others heads in with clubs. The luau isn’t fucking real, pigs were never native to Hawaii, pineapples were never native to Hawaii, the hula skirt came in the late 1800s from immigrants, Hawaiian shirts are literally just Japanese kimonos that got resewn into shirts. Your culture??? Your culture is fucking Elvis and a fat guy on the ukulele. Your culture is putting on a retarded costume to sell overpriced drinks to fat tourists. Are there even Hawaiians left? The few around LOOOOVE fantasizing about white oppressors while being slowly replaced with a swarming mob of Philippinos. Any “good” aspect of Hawaiian “culture” is just a garbage dump of half assed ideas brought over by the Japanese and white people. Don’t get me started on your kingdom either, your great ancestral ruler was so fucking stupid he gave up his land for pineapples. When the only thing anyone actually remembers your ONE famous historical guy for is the special ki blast from DragonballZ, maybe it’s time to hang up your foibles. At least Indians have casinos, what the fuck do you have? A three block neighborhood where you beat the shit out of tourists because it makes you feel better about yourself? Give up and consider yourselves water Mexicans, at least they specced into either MAGA racism or pretending to be black. And just for the record, Lilo 100% deserved to get taken away by CPS and Disney movies are for fags.

i love how we invented the term “project manager” to make it acceptable for adults to be absolutely useless

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Hello stupid Americans

He should've grabbed his knife and st*bbed her. Its the Karmelo Anthony precedent. Why is she putting her hands on him?

> Free trade but everyone else gets to be neo-mercantilist while the U.S. is expected to be the world's “installment plan” payment processor in perpetuity. Whose idea was this?