Surely I am too stupid to be a man. I have not the understanding of a man.
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I'm a broarchist. I believe in rule by me and the boys.
Once all the tens of millions of illegals are deported and the last hundred years of immigration legislation is overturned and the civil rights act is liquidated, we will inaugurate a new migration system where me and the boys make up the approval board.
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I got into the office hyped for gyro day only to find butterecotch bars.
Truly a blessed day. 🙌
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The gyro truck is coming back this week. 😀
But that means I'll have to skip going to the hoagie place. 😔
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Lizard update update: I'm sorry I've been forgetting to do the lizard update. As you can probably guess, that means there have been no lizard sightings. 😔
Given this, I am once again retiring the lizard updates. 😢
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Frantically writing a thinkpiece on the sociological implications of the "circlehouse" before @L0m3z beats me to it.
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