Podcast & songs from @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen | Patreon: bit.ly/3pH2jZ8 | Discord: discord.gg/HabqgJf
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🔥🎶🔥NEW SONG "DAVID SIROTA"🔥🎶🔥
I'm in the Lotus 🚗 I'm feeling like David Sirota 🔥
Who's up next out of Washington DC and NoVA?
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Do They Have Pizza Friday in Prison?
Gene Simmons hawks sodas, Meek Mill misses Lion King and Sega, and Peter Griffin is lowkey stupid but a better father to his children than Elon Musk.
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A Good Charlotte fan steals an ambulance with a patient in the back and slams it into a wall… Is this viral marketing for GTA6? Plus George Harrison's love of Austin Powers and a new nepo baby stage at Reading and Leeds. @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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i love that whenever they think of mgk, they think of me
@josiahhughes helps @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen make sense of MGK's career trajectory and BluntMan gets arrested for having blunts.
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Chaturbate for God
Pat McAfee drops some slop, Frankie Valli retires and un-retires, and the Beatles movies dramatize the lads walking across a damn street.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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Still thinking about Diogenes writing “an honest man” in the Death Note
Wife, Pipe, and Bestie
In the Sopranos finale, A.J. used the Death Note to kill Tony and then MGK rapped about it. Meanwhile artists from Motley Crue to Tyga are embracing the wonders of A.I. slop.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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Wife, Pipe, and Bestie
In the Sopranos finale, A.J. used the Death Note to kill Tony and then MGK rapped about it. Meanwhile artists from Motley Crue to Tyga are embracing the wonders of A.I. slop.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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Portal Potty
Festivalgoers are passing around Katy Perry and a box/bag of piss. Boy George, the self-appointed King of the Jews, is opposed by a man named Pontius.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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All the latest stories in music are about pissing and shitting and farting. There's just no getting around it. Also The Hague is having a Shrek Rave to lure Netanyahu to the ICC with the type of lame rave Zionists love.
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People Who Can From Nothing
Muppets are predisposed to be bad musicians (not enough fingers) and waterpark line-skipper Boosie tried to buy a Trump pardon from Jacob Wohl.
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The tragic and unforeseeable divorce of Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO is undercut by juvenile stories about stage pooping and crowd pooping.
with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen
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me when we started this book: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me by the end of this book: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
We finally finished this stupid book. @Lowenaffchen has had a revelatory vision of Muhammad but @charlesraustin and @RahRahRaina are still waiting
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We finally finished this stupid book. @Lowenaffchen has had a revelatory vision of Muhammad but @charlesraustin and @RahRahRaina are still waiting
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surrounded by white walls
Female jinns, Gandhi lasagna, white walls, 2.3 trillion galaxies, and the drug you've never heard of.
It's Ataraxia Book Club Part 2 with @ZeroSuitCamus @RahRahRaina @Lowenaffchen and @charlesraustin
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Female jinns, Gandhi lasagna, white walls, 2.3 trillion galaxies, and the drug you've never heard of.
It's Ataraxia Book Club Part 2 with @ZeroSuitCamus @RahRahRaina @Lowenaffchen and @charlesraustin
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giving myself brain damage for fun!
Ataraxia Book Club Part 1
@ZeroSuitCamus and @RahRahRaina join @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen for a spiritual journey into rooms where Garfield went corporate and money was implied.
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Ataraxia Book Club Part 1
@ZeroSuitCamus and @RahRahRaina join @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen for a spiritual journey into rooms where Garfield went corporate and money was implied.
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🚨shitty men in media callout🚨
I know @lunch_enjoyer is some of y'alls fave but he coerced me into paying $4 to rent a movie I didn't want to see. The whole time, he had a free copy on Google Drive. I'm trying to move on but I need people to stream the song so I can recoup $4
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Garfield wants to be Muslim, C+C Music Factory wants to perform for Genghis Khan, and Matt Walsh wants more conservative music even though he's a damn hipster like JD Vance.
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