THEY DRILLED INTO THE HILL BY MOUNT ARARAT. For decades the experts rolled their eyes at the idea that the Durupınar formation could be Noah’s Ark. Same length the Bible describes. Anchor stones nearby. Sitting exactly where Genesis puts the landing. Now an international team is finally pulling cores, a drill bit snapped on something harder than limestone inside the hull outline, and suddenly the story is “okay, maybe it’s a boat, but that doesn’t mean it’s the Ark.” Funny how the goalposts move the second the Bible starts looking less like a fairy tale. I don’t need a lab tech in Turkey to tell me Scripture is true. But I’m watching this one. If those cores come back as ancient wood under that mound, a lot of smug people are going to have a very bad week.