Fashion Twitterista. Obsessed with dachshunds, gutter humor, meeting new people, The Economist and coffee.

Seattle, WA
I don’t know how this got made but it’s the only thing that’s made me laugh amongst all this drama lately.
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I’m making this a trend until all this craziness is over #maskbracelet
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I’m trying to get through this debate completely sober and trying to hear each candidate.
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Is it crazy that I thought this said “da mask off”?!?
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Taking a break from all things #us
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These may have gone in my coffee or these may have gone direct to my tummy #halfandhalfshot
Sometimes when you get locked out of your car while the driver is in the bathroom you gotta play it cool and just do some stretches #roadtowhistler
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Sunday sleepies be like....
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Winter wonderland
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Sometimes I set the table #Thankful
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Still playing with fashion #texture
My #dirtyfuzzymonster giving me the side eye for treats #i❤️brasil
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It's a 14 coffee morning as I get back on the @twitter
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