aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan ๐Ÿค | 32 | Free Palestine ๐Ÿ‰

Seattle, WA
I bet dating me goes so hard if you're stupid
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I like how 2 of 3 of the worldโ€™s richest manโ€™s โ€œbiggest concernsโ€ is that people who live in this country get equal representation.
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesnโ€™t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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My bossโ€™s boss said โ€œAI Slopโ€ in a big corporate meeting
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JD Vance is not very popular
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The secret to happiness is being kind, despite it all
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she worcester on my shire till i sauce
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sexting is great cause they live 7500 miles away and i'm eating mcdonalds fries telling this girl i'm gonna put my hands all over her like okay salty fingers
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Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
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Doohickey
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Talafreako for Texas โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™
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who lookin for some halloweenie this weekend?
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Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
According to the Wall Street Journal, the US military has taken our Patriot Missile Defense System out of Texas and sent it to Israel in preparation for a new round of combat operations against Iran after the midterms. At the same time, the Intercept reports that "top defense officials are expressing increasing worry about the vulnerability of U.S. bases around the world and even within the United States..." Links in thread.
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ok this is just getting sad at this point.
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Big Tits Energy โœ… Big Sunglasses โœ…
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single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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whyd this blow up ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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love my grandma tho she highkey a real one
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RT @juliegirltweets: Iโ€™ve never thought about reproduction but I still enjoy sex a lotโ€ฆโ€ฆ
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