I DID IT. Been sitting on this for a few weeks but I moved into a front office seat after a few years of grinding. Been a lot of early mornings and some late nights. I’ve learned so much. I’ve poured everything I’ve had into this and then some. Work hard, show that you have that dawg in you, build relationships, get a little lucky and trust the process and things will work out The real work has just begun.

In 2 months

Primetime Daughter or You Can See Everything Son?

"no no, that's it. it's not 'gambling.' it's... a 'prediction market.'"

“As equity investors, we should be worried that the restrictions in the credit agreement will hinder long-term growth.” “I disagree. Do you even know what a credit agreement is?” “No, do you?” “No.”

HAPPENING NOW in downtown Chicago, outside the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the historic center of onion futures trading

"theyre called 'dashboards.' and they turn unstructured data into actionable insights about critical business functions"

i'm making a collection

sorry i was weird i wanted you

First day wearing a new jacket and immediately got outmogged by someone else

the elizabeth holmes movie inspired me to worship my evil autistic wife even harder

Don Draper’s always saying stuff like “people don’t buy bombs because they blow up. They buy them because they like feeling exploded”

Overstimulated

pussy from a girl who has plotted to kill me multiple times

Another day of helping clients access liquidity, god I love my life

guy at the bar was holding a $10 bill and said "can you break this?" and the guy next to him took the bill and ripped it in half. haven't been so flabbergasted since i walked out to a customer pouring his own beer

i think her love language might be no contact

If you tell people you have an uber rating below 4.95 they treat you like a domestic terrorist it’s insane

A classic.