GOBLIN MAN 5000@Futureindustry6

Living the dream hope I never wake up 釣りに行こう

 me against the world
Joined November 2024
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Skating with a gun feels really good when you're drunk
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Had to get a tow hitch installed so I can pick up your fat mom for our date
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Nevermind I'm going to sell the motorcycle. I'd rather have the money.
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Nah man fuck it I'm keeping the motorcycle
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Speak of the devil and he shall appear
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Fuckin fat ass lil bitch
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Toby doesn't wanna hang out tonight so I'm hangin with the captain
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Drinkin captain morgan black and taking a shit at my mom's house 💯
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I regret making an Instagram because now my friend just sends me this shit all day
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Got to chill with Toby for like 30 seconds lil bitch
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You guys should come to my DJ set tonight but I won't tell you where it is because this account is anonymous
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Reverse eye drops that make your eyes bloodshot
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The reason they give free condoms to the athletes at the Olympics is because if they were allowed to breed they would create a race of superhumans that would eventually take over the world
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Osaka
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WAIT I JUST NOTICED THAT HE PUT IT NEXT TO THE @onevery FUCK YEAH!!!
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GOBLIN MAN 5000 retweeted
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@xixikawaii
Sep 24
我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里，使劲一夹给夹爆，然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来，有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精，往里面灌点，蟑螂什么的就出来了，完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的，毕竟都定期来姨妈的，脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的，后来火辣辣的，冰火两重天操起来很刺激，用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里，翻出来当社会人，翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容，把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边，然后高价卖给公狗。
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A purple man? Smoking weed? In my bedroom?
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