I was going to go on Mastermind but I can't sit on leather

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My children are hinting they're expecting advent calendars again this year. They're 27 and 19.
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Very sad about the death of Dame Patricia Routledge. Possibly the best physical comedy actress we'll ever see; versatile too, able to convey such emotion.
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My beloved has just informed me I remind him of Kinky John in my new glasses. I'll bide my time.
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You know you're old when you say someone on Only Connect looks like an actress from To the Manor Born
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Every time Stefan Dennis comes on I'm going to have "Don't it make you feeeel good" in my head. Great. #strictly
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My optometrist has reduced my prescription. I'm officially improving with age.
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Was absolutely perfect. Now want to live there.
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Back to traditional English food
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Sampling the local delights
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Sólheimajökull
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We're in a restaurant which only serves two soups.
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BOGOF Icelandic rainbows
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In Iceland for my earlier-this-year birthday present from the rather marvellous @Robstack1982
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Whole garden at their disposal, yet these two are vying for the backdoor step
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Asked my lovely neighbour to fetch some pain relief meds. This was in my porch:
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Just watched 5 minutes of daytime television
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Victorious festival PINTS
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Having a cup of tea and a slice of cake
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Nope
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Went to lean on something at work which had moved slightly
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Just almost choked on a grape on a train but, y'know, health
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