welcome to the low point of your life
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Somewhere out there is probably a guy who threw his empty bottle of Heineken at his girlfriend so hard she died
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i like reading stories where the protagonist is 22 and "the most popular girl in her college" and she dates a werewolf she met in college homeroom who has to go to the college principal's office for shoving a college nerd into a college locker.
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horrified hypnotherapist appalled when i went in for a memory regression and dozens of memories of rapes i had buried started to resurface but i was the perpetrator
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vet keeps telling me i need to stop feeding the stray cats cum but how is it my fault if they keep drinking it
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Yes your honor, it was 9 am so I was very clearly already drunk, but as I explained to you the dozen times I represented myself for DUI, I wasn't "DRIVING" my lawnmower. I was sitting on it with the blade going listening to Hungry Like the Wolf and letting it roll downhill
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I met a girl who told me she has been roofied over 20 times and after entertaining this idea for longer than like 10 seconds I realized that she thinks that passing out drunk and peeing yourself is a result or roofies
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How she looks at me when she asks if she finally gets to move out of the rape labyrinth and I tell her well yes because I now have a rape palace
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Me when I walk into the children鈥檚 hospital
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I鈥檝e always liked this song but for some reason it loses its magic for a lot of people when I tell them that Leigh Nash, the singer here, didn鈥檛 write it at all, and in fact the guy on electric guitar to her right wrote it all, probably imagining her singing it about him (cuck)
Have not seen Kiss Me come across my feed lately so I am taking it into my own hand.
Enjoy. Just enjoy a few moments of innocence and sweetness untouched by the vulgarity and cynicism of the world we now inhabit.
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