False Prophet, Social Moth, Insufferable Punster, Failed Child Prodigy, High Functioning Retard.
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I'm going to start an Anticel movement. Some of you can get fucked, and the rest can go fuck yourselves.
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Ever look at the state of the country and think there are far fewer people choking to death on food than there should be?
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This show loves a good lineup, it's got to be said. ift.tt/pCnMg0A
#SaveStargate
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A courtesy flush is when you walk in on your spouse and flush for them while they are still on the toilet, right?
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Save Stargate with Martin Gero! - Sign the Petition! c.org/nkBThWKWvC via @Change
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Use of AI in police work is a 4th Amendment violation.
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Gave the dog a raspberry. She looked at me, squinted her eyes and licked my forehead. Touché, pup, touché...
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LET’S GOOOOO!!!! #SaveStargate movieweb.com/stargate-atlant…
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Cheese in a bucket: New dating strategy unlocked!
Cops Used CHEESE in a Bucket to Save This Puppy!
This is the America I still believe in.
When that little guy needed help the most, they didn't sit there and talk about it.
They improvised, put cheese in a bucket and pulled him up.
Best part? He is already adopted!
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