/Her name is Katmin. /Moderates GEOCITY. /Carries a Banhammer. @XXrazeh3r0XX 💚💚💚 (parody ran by: @FearioCheerio Not PURSUITCORE official!)
GEOCITY
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>Joins Twitter
>It's not Twitter
>It's actually Parody Twitter
>???
...I think I can tell what the differences are...
This place sucks.
>Stays anyway
(Katmin joins #ParodyTwitter !!!)
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>YET ANOTHER SIDE JOB
Okay so uhm... Last one wasn't for me...
So I took a job at a diner! Something... "Fredbear's Family Diner"
I really like the look of this place! So far, my favorite is Fredbear! He looks so fluffy... I wanna give him a big ol hug!
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>Really surprised
>Ahem
While I was at my job.
It was quiet right? And it was so DAMN boring...
So, I decided to yell swears on the top of my lungs and ALL of the birds from a far away distance got spooked by my outburst.
...Do y'all think I can break glass with swears?
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>Realizes that I forgot something
>How rude of me
O-oh! My name!
Sigh... my manners..
My name is Katmin!
One of the LOLcats working as a moderator for Geocity!
>Quite embarrassed about not introducing herself...
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>Literally somehow breathing underwater
>Sees a sponge on a unicycle
>Greets me
>Says bye
...
>Questioning what the hell just happened
...What?
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>Thinks
Vinnie told me this prank before...
Let's install Apple.jpeg on Cosmo's phone!
I don't care if it's a FlipPhone! It somehow needs to work!
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>Listens
I see...
Those blue machines are called "Hyperlink Generators"! We use them to travel and escape from the Terminators!
>Thinks
Well, maybe we can be allies so we can help each other!
>Offers a hand shake
I got your back, and you watch mine, kay?
// Maikara and Yoroisu are basically Mothra and Anguirus btw, just to specify that rq (if that wasn’t clear but it probably already was)
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>Denial
>Shakes head
Nooooooooo!!! I'm not soft and cozyyyyy... you are soft and cozy, dummy...
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>Trying to understand this
Uh huh... I see...
>Protection requiring a bit of destruction
Well, at least you do KNOW that very well...
>Thinks
>Has a lot of questions in her mind
Are your allies here? Are they alive? Do you know where they are right now?
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>Looks
>A giant teal lizard that shoots radiation from its mouth
Okay, this is just getting ridiculous.
What? Were you born in like 1954 or something? Do you like to destroy cities for fun?
>Realizes
>Embarrassed
Oh wait no, that's a different lizard...
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>Scrolls
Oh man, this is so boring-
>Sees something in the distance
wuh?
>FUCKING GOKU RAPIDLY APPROACHES ME
H-HOLY SHIT! IT'S GOKU-
I mean...
M-my day's pretty good!
>Fearing for her life right now
"Rapidly starts approaching you while you're scrolling"
Hey buddy stop right there, how's your day going may i ask?
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