Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.
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Oh no hope it was painful.
Jim Bakker, who along with his first wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful "The PTL Club" TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes, has died. He was 86. abc7ne.ws/71gkg5
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Oh terrific, this has never been the opening scene in a horror movie before or anything.
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/3Ubwb4F
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Kaliakmanis with the 4D chess spin move ten yards from the nearest defender, step aside Lamar Jackson.
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One of the NFL's camera operators hit the fuck out of the pub before today's game, goddamn. Whole rig swinging about like there's a goddamned hurricane.
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Just as we all predicted when the day started, Athan Kaliakmanis is shredding Sauce Gardner alive. It was written.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
To be fair, Dink used his signature move, The Clogbuster.
Steelballs never stood a chance.
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I'd lay down on broken glass to get James Talarico elected but my God in Heaven has his campaign designed the single worst text outreach I've ever seen in my life.
Cringe cannot encapsulate the messages I'm getting. It's really something to behold.
What are you people doing.
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The same dudes that call NCAA and NFL players "clowns" and "thugs" for brief onfield celebrations are the *same exact dudes* who will cry hours of real man tears when their favorite wrestler Straightcock Steelballs loses the WWE belt to Dink the Plunger in a match from a script.
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Mea culpa: I wasn't that impressed with CJ Carr going into this season, and I wasn't that impressed through the first few weeks of this season.
I was wrong. This kid is... he's pretty good. His touch on the ball (heh) is sensational.
I'm convinced.
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Mensah and Carr look plug-and-play easy to me at this point, with Darian's game a little more dimensional.
Mestemaker looks like potentially the biggest star of the group, but the most developmental. Arch has the highest ceiling, but...I'm not sure he has "It".
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"DJ Glaze" sounds like Bulgaria's ninth-favorite nightclub entertainer in Varna, instant new favorite.
Lowest pressure rate allowed this season
(min 75 pass snaps)
Amarius Mims 0.0%
Evan Brown 0.7%
Damien Lewis 0.8%
Tate Ratledge 0.8%
Garett Bolles 0.9%
Creed Humphrey 0.9%
DJ Glaze 0.9%
Elgton Jenkins 0.9%
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That shit was good from 66. Andre Szmyt Szn. #Browns
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