Satire/Parody | 47th POTUS Supreme of New Latveria (formerly US) | Thank you for your attention to this matter | Not an official Marvel/Disney handle

DOOMstadt, Latveria
DOOM has been saying it for decades: Tony Stark so desperately wants everyone to think he’s cool, but he doesn’t understand what makes a person cool. Like, even a little. It’s sad; many are saying it. piped.video/eY_8SyndC10?si=UGOK…
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Very productive meeting with Baron Strucker for both New Latveria and Hydra. Like almost everyone else, he liked calling the poorly and inaccurately named SUPERHEROES to a far more accurate and important name, TERRORISTS. That would be "SUPER!" Everyone last night agreed, also.
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DOOM is proud to announce that he has been declared the winner of Fat Bear Week 2026! Ever humble, DOOM would be remiss if he did not take the opportunity thank himself for this honor. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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The readership of The Daily Bugle has dropped considerably. The primary reason is NO CREDIBILITY! They only write badly about a Scientist-Wizard-Despot who’s Birthday Party was attended in A GIANT LANDSLIDE—guests included 2 Spider-mans, 3 Wolverines, and 86% of the Hulks, etc.—
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The event was magnificent—Actually made for 4-color printing but, because they're Fake News, and because they knew how good it would be, they didn't want credit to be given to "DOOM," they refused to be there. That's why they have no audience—unlike DOOMtv’s hundreds of viewers.
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Tonight's DOOMed Dinner at DOOMstadt (a DOOM production presented by DOOM in association with DOOM), for Baron Strucker, will be spectacular! The Media will be in attendance. Thank you for your attention to this gaslighting. POTUS Supreme GSD
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DOOM met Baron Strucker at the Hydra Helicarrier (Airport!) yesterday and he looks strong, vibrant, and fit — Better than ever. Madame Hydra/Viper, of course, BEAUTIFUL! Thank you for your attention to this fawning. POTUS Supreme GSD
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Some are claiming not to love DOOM. What if a choir repeatedly sang “Love me” over clips of DOOM? Which of the following best describes your reaction? A. “I love DOOM so much more!” B. “No change—I’m already a DOOMloveMaxxer!” C. “This whole premise is Radical Centrist lunacy!”
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If you hand over your lunch money without a fight as soon as the bully asks, he’s just going to come back tomorrow and ask for more. DOOM is not sure why this topic is on his mind lately….
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This holds true even if your bully has gross stretching powers. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Loyal citizens of New Latveria (formerly U.S.): How can DOOM delete something from the internet? DOOM has smashed every computer it appears on, but the offensive lies just move to another one. Until this long national nightmare is over, DO NOT read this: vanityfair.com/news/2016/03/…
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Thank you for your inattention to this matter!
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The story that DOOM wants to affix his name to Ford's Theatre, in New DOOMstadt (formerly D.C.), where Abraham Erskine was assassinated, is a ridiculous lie. It is FAKE NEWS! Who would possibly want a name on such a tragic place? It’s not even another man’s memorial.
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The Avenjerks suffer from serious DOOM Derangement Syndrome. They are Degenerates and Losers who make up lie after lie, and this Ford's Theatre Hoax is just another one of their never-ending, malicious falsehoods to try to discredit and demean DOOM.
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Thank you for your attention to this damage control. POTUS Supreme Geoffrey S. DOOM
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Dear @TheEmmys, Since your Organization did not retroactively recognize DOOMtv with all of the 2026 Emmy Awards despite breaking every record with 8,000 viewers, DOOM no longer feels obligated to think purely of Peace. :( Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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DOOM’s radically transparent tyranny is SO taken for granted. But DOOM loves and forgives you. This time.
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