Gilberte de Saint-Loup@GilberteDSL

Soccer mom.

 New York, NY
Joined May 2025
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I told my crying three-year-old “you are the master of your own fate, you are the captain of your own soul” and he started crying even harder
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Just went to a work event that passed the Bechdel test with flying colors
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It’s a tough job being the girl who gets kicked out of the rationalist Halloween party for going as shrimp welfare but somebody’s gotta do it
Erin Constance 🇪🇺⏸️
@earnestpost
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It's a tough job being the girl who's hosting the rationalist halloween party but somebody's got to do it
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You’ve never seen someone like me
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Phoebe Maltz Bovy@BovyMaltz
Oct 28
Commentary on the heterosphere is yes very much tilted towards the goings-on between particularly rich and powerful men and especially young, gorgeous, and either vulnerable or conniving women. The rest of humanity might as well not exist.
slopes@slope_s_
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Replying to @janecoaston @BovyMaltz
Are they writing specifically about sugarbaby dynamics? Like, these dynamics aren't that relevant to most normal relationships like couples who met in college. Similar-age couples make up the vast majority of US couples.
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Used Ukrainian at work award
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Alice@AliceFromQueens
Oct 28
Historically of course the group most keen to see Eastern Europe as essential to the identity of Jews born and raised there were... Jews from Central Europe.
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The lobby of my building is full of Chinese-language flyers for a candidate with a Cuban name
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My older kid’s first political memory is going to be half his family freaking out about the Israeli election
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Overhearing Hebrew on the street and shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove of them neglecting their civic duty this week
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Matthew Roth@MatthewJRoth
Oct 28
Replying to @GilberteDSL
“Jerry why aren’t we getting invited to weeklong overseas birthday trips?” “I dunno George, maybe it’s because we’re normal!”
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Reposting now that I’ve unlocked
Gilberte de Saint-Loup@GilberteDSL
Oct 26
What’s something that even/especially people who know you well are surprised to learn you’ve never done? I’ll start: never been to Spain, never seen Battleship Potemkin
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Maybe I’m outing myself as friendless and/or destitute, but I am not being inundated with invitations to weeklong overseas birthday trips
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Everyone I know has their birthday party at home or in a bar/restaurant. Unless these parties are an elaborate ruse to distract me, specifically, from the real festivities in the Maldives. I guess you never know for sure
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“I told Jill we’re going to the Odeon. What she doesn’t know is that everyone except her is flying to Fiji after dinner!”
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Caught sight of myself in the mirror wearing opaque black tights, midi dress, puffer
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Mom, holding up a garter belt: is this yours? Me: um… yeah Mom: I just wanted to make sure it wasn’t mine
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Gilberte de Saint-Loup retweeted
MWA@RtrnSanity
Oct 27
Kindly refrain from accusing your ideological opponents of child rape. It's unbecoming.
MWA@RtrnSanity
Oct 27
Neither major US party is pro-pedo. So sick of people furthering conspiratorial nonsense for their own gain.
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Oh wow, people started having premarital sex a whole DECADE before the pill?
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What’s something that even/especially people who know you well are surprised to learn you’ve never done? I’ll start: never been to Spain, never seen Battleship Potemkin
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Coworker: “I have a padded jacket. Now all I need is a padded cell.”
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