Logical block cobbler with a hotel fruity whip
Montréal, Québec
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What was that one Animal Collective album with all the lyrics about cumming on Anne Frank's tits or whatever? I can't find it now
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I remind myself that Bob Dylan also had personal hygiene problems to make myself feel better
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When the rapelizards start inserting their tubes 😊
#rapelizardtwt
#nsfwtwt
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My dad is a real character :) Like he makes these weird metal sculptures and he is addicted to raping squirrels to death (his cock is literally too big for the squirrels) and he also collects vintage Coca-Cola stuff.
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If you yuck my yum I will literally slit my throat open and smash my head against a concrete wall and spazz and scream and throw a chair across the room
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My penis melted in the sunlight when I had my penis open outside on the lawn and then my father slurped it all up like glue
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I was late for work today because SOMEONE had to commit suicide by lying down on the subway tracks at the stop that I had to get off at. 😡 #selfishbehavior #selfishness
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I asked a girl if she ever has reccuring dreams so now that conversation is over. I guess that is a stupid thing to say to a person. But how stupid is it on a scale of 1 to 10? Clavicular says you shouldn't ask boring questions about work and I trusted him
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It's perfect that Jimmy Fallon is in a Woody Allen movie because he plays a character who is corny and smarmy and fake he's perfect for the role. Kinda like how Amy Schumer plays an evil cunt in Jerry Seinfeld's poptart movie.
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