‘Proper cafe’ with shite AI everywhere & I cant imagine the name being all that enticing to a fair amount of women.

It’s hurtful seeing other people live your dreams.

Whisky dinners on a Tuesday? Lovely.

Lazy Sunday all round!

The notion that all opinions are equal and valid exists to make mediocrities comfortable

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.

It’s impossible to not buy scooping Gorgonzola when scooping Gorgonzola is available. Obviously this is a gift as I am not allowed scooping Gorgonzola. Say scooping Gorgonzola again, I dare you.

Gallbladder friendly pizza for dinner etc etc.

I despise the new thing of missing words out ‘going Malaysia’, ‘went Malaysia’ GOING TO MALAYSIA . WENT TO MALAYSIA. ‘Going gym’ GOING TO THE GYM. See also; people apparently not knowing the difference between drawer/draw.

I’ve filled my car up for the second time this week…..

I’ve got jaundice from a gallbladder infection. I look like a junkie teletubbie. 1/10. Would not recommend.

Patriarchy is when women speak up about misogyny and are called “man-haters,” but when a man rapes or kills a woman, the response is, “Not all men.” Patriarchy is when giving birth is considered a woman’s responsibility but when men do household chores, they are treated like heroes. Patriarchy is when women are told not to walk alone at night instead of men being taught not to assault women.

Me calling @ambergambler_ ‘am I due my period’ Her ‘why do you ask’ Me *choking on my 6th biscuit in 4 minutes having just called someone a fucking cunt on the M6… ‘No reason’ *ate another 2 after that.

At this rate it would be easier to have a list of what isn’t contaminated. He’s doing a great job.

Fully leaning into winter wear….

I now declare The Big Pot season OPEN. Cleared out the freezer today in preparation for ALL of the winter batch cooking.

Half the problem in the U.K. right now is people using their time to blame others for how their lives are, while doing absolutely nothing to better themselves.

I’ve been food shopping for one person & got some petrol & I’m down 200 of your finest British notes?! Sorry?! TWO HUNDRED POUNDS?! I didn’t even get anything good for fuck sake.

My friends are on a flight to Ibiza, I’ve miserably had to return home as my gallstones thought 4 days of excess was enough. My bank balance and gallstones teaming up against my reckless decisions. The fucks.

I just got given a €500 bill. That was unexpected. But fair. Fuck sake.