Chelsea Fan💙 | Football ⚽️ / Banter guy
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2021: Brentford 2-0 Arsenal on opening day. 😭
2026: Arsenal vs newly promoted Coventry on opening day.
God of banter deliver arsenal into our hands today 🤲🙏🏻😂
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Getafe are not being allowed to sign Dani Carvajal because the 'financial experts' at La Liga do not believe his new salary is realistic.
They wouldn't allow him to earn €400k yearly after earning €10m at Real Madrid.
The rule applies for every La Liga club, and it was designed to avoid illegal 'under the table' payments.
— @ellarguero
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Good morning friends of Godwin touchline
Another day to try again
I pray today be a blessed day for everyone ❤️
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Ah man utd calma, carrick football don tire unah?
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cesc Fabregas is a serious option if Michael Carrick is removed as Manchester United manager.
Carrick will have until the next international break to turn the situation around.
— @indykaila
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The mls should be compared to the Nigeria professional league
Cause tell me why the league was going on while international break was happening.
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Enough of this Alex Scott drama
If he’s not coming, he should stay, he’s not Ronaldo or a world class player and we keep reading articles about him daily
🚨🔵 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Bournemouth are making their position clear on Alex Scott they have no plans to sell him in January. 👀
Chelsea and Real Madrid are both keeping tabs on the midfielder, with Chelsea still interested after seeing a £64M summer bid turned down.
The Blues could make another move when the transfer window opens, but Bournemouth currently have no intention of letting Scott leave.
👀 His contract situation and current injury could make this one very interesting to follow.
Chelsea still have their eyes on him. 🔵
@talkSPORT
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This is someone who plays alongside Ronaldo for years 👏
Modric knows what he’s right and should be done ☑️
RONALDO 🐐
🤍 Luka Modrić: “Cristiano is the greatest player in the history of Portugal, and he deserves another farewell and another ending with the national team”.
“It’s sad to see this happening to Cristiano in his own country”.
“Still, I think they will find a solution, because Cris deserves, whether he retires or decides not to continue with the national team, to have a great farewell that reflects what he deserves”.
“So, I don’t know exactly what happened, but I hope the situation gets resolved”.
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The AFCON final was played on January 18, Senegal won it, lifted the trophy and everyone moved on.
Now, months later, this whole Senegal vs Morocco situation is trending again. 😭
Honestly, I just want this matter to be over already. AFCON is gone.
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Arsenal Wenger won the Premier League countless times and built a legacy at Arsenal.
Arteta has done a good job, but I need to see a European trophy from him, whether it’s the UCL or another European competition.
That’s when I think we can really start rating him
There’s so much more to come.
ALT A split image of Mikel Arteta's progression as Arsenal manager, showing his first day in charge at Emirates Stadium (20th December 2019) and with the Premier League trophy in May 2026 at Selhurst Park.
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I really wish the players who got injured during the national break quick recovery
Injury is something I will never wish on anyone at all
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I walked into this restaurant to get food. The owner was busy in the kitchen with her girl. So while I was there, one of the customers asked for a serviette.
I just got up took the serviette to him. It was actually my second time there, so I already knew where they kept the serviettes.
Another customer asked for one too, so I did the same thing.
When the woman eventually came out and saw what I was doing, she was so grateful. She thanked me and then passed my food to me.
I checked it and noticed the garri was plenty, more than the one I was served yesterday. Maybe that was her way of saying thank you.
Honestly, I wasn't expecting anything in return. That's just my nature. I love to help.
But she would have added more meat instead sha. I don't like plenty garri. 🥺
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Once they comment on your post for first time and you respond nicely, they'll run to your DM and ask you weird questions. 🤦♀️
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"I'm a Ronaldo fan but I just have to tell him the truth "
But your club can't win five games in a row, yet you still call them the best club in the world.
You can't even tell your own self the truth.
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How do people protect their selves from heads men and bandits when the only legalize weapon we can go out with is condom
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That your boyfriend is somebody that when he was small the father normally use belt and so many Sharp object to punish just for him to hear word but he doesn't and now you this small girl thinks this your plenty text messages and cry that will change him
Just dey play
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This year if doors does not open we pass through window
I hope you are with me??
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