Autistic Dummy who love sports, video games, and cars about no one but himself, aka Professional Ragebaiter. All Houston sports.
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You know CDL drama is bad when Tim is reacting to the Merk and Maven situation😔
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My Thoughts on DMZ. Infinity Ward and Call of Duty absolutely cooked #DMZ
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I hope the Astros close the deal with Kleine, that'd be a major coup for the organization.
Just guessing, but I imagine his managerial candidate list would include Walker McKinven, Spencer Allen and Jason Lane as a super dark horse.
Milwaukee Brewers assistant GM Matt Kleine, who has been with the Brewers organization since 2007, has emerged as a serious candidate for the Houston Astros' GM vacancy.
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"Very very Tarkovy... with that oldschool Call of Duty flavor"
Nickmercs gives his early thoughts on Call of Duty's DMZ
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$70M for C.J. Stroud??? 💰
Check out what @Housh84 had to say
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Took the family down to Houston so that Liv can go to a concert. I snuck away both Friday and Saturday mornings to get a paint session in with with the RTDS homies COLORS & HEAM.
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"I thought [C.J. Stroud] was the best quarterback of the weekend."
@kurt13warner gives praise to the Texans' QB and others that have stood out to him in the NFL 👏
(via @RichEisenShow)
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// NEW UPDATE INCOMING…
[v.2.5][22.10.26]
ALT Promotional image for the Edgerunners 2 Update (Update 2.5) for Cyberpunk 2077. Weak Kingsley from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 and male V from Cyberpunk 2077 stand back-to-back atop a car. Weak faces the viewer, looking off to the side with a tense expression. He grips a revolver with both hands and wears dark pants, a combat vest, a gray coat, and round red lenses over his eyes. Behind him, V holds a pistol in each hand, his arms spread wide as he aims in opposite directions. He wears a Samurai jacket, dark jeans, and sneakers. A Night City street lined with towering buildings fills the background, with smoke swirling around the characters. The Edgerunners 2 Update branding and the Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition logo are also visible.
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Found the BEST 3-Plate Vest Crafting Recipe in DMZ 😤
💥 Plates Automatically Regenerate Over Time.
ALT 3-Plate Ballistic Gel Vest
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Blake Fisher had one of his best games as a pro against the Jaguars.
He played 21 snaps as the jumbo TE/extra tackle, with 15 run blocking snaps and 6 pass blocking snaps.
PFF grades:
-84.2 overall
-75.8 pass blocking
-73.6 run blocking
This was easily the most aggressive and physical I've seen him play. Really impressive performance.
Here's a cutup of a majority of his snaps:
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Former Houston Cougars on NBA opening day rosters for the 2026-27 season:
•Kingston Flemings (ATL)
•Chris Cenac Jr. (BOS)
•Emanuel Sharp (SAC)
•L.J. Cryer (GSW)
•Jamal Shead (TOR)
•Jarace Walker (IND)
•Quentin Grimes (LAL)
•Marcus Sasser (DAL)
Cenac and the Boston Celtics play the Detroit Pistons today on opening day.
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@CJ7STROUD got it done in London ‼️ @Gatorade
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"Whatever it takes to get C.J. Stroud under contract, they need to do." — @LRiddickESPN says Stroud is an MVP candidate and is locked in.
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.@CJ7STROUD playing as good as any QB in the league currently.
"Whatever it takes to get C.J. Stroud under contract, they need to do." — @LRiddickESPN says Stroud is an MVP candidate and is locked in.
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Milwaukee Brewers assistant GM Matt Kleine, who has been with the Brewers organization since 2007, has emerged as a serious candidate for the Houston Astros' GM vacancy.
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Veronica Cardozo, codename Martelo. She came for answers—and her shield knocks down everything in between.
Learn more about the new Assault Operator in the Season Aurora Dev Stream on October 30 at 8:00 AM PT / 11:00 AM ET / 5:00 PM CEST.
Season Aurora begins November 10.
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Highest EPA per target among NFL wide receivers in Week 6 so far (min. 4 targets):
🍿 Jaylin Noel, HOU (+2.34)
🍿 Travis Hunter, JAX (+1.67)
🍿 Rome Odunze, CHI (+1.66)
🍿 Jerry Jeudy, CLE (+1.47)
🍿 Jahan Dotson, ATL (+1.31)
🍿 Tre Tucker, LV (+1.29)
🍿 Ja'Kobi Lane, BAL (+1.15)
🍿 Nico Collins, HOU (+1.01)
🍿 Keon Coleman, BUF (+0.89)
🍿 Davante Adams, LAR (+0.87)
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