Just say:
"Ek kachori , do samosa,in mardon ka kya bharosa ."
"Hamare aazadi se jinko
dard hai , woh sab namard hai."
"Ek sutta , do chai , mard samajh haye haye."
"1 jerra, 2 ajwain , mard samajh do resign."
"2 kabab , 1 biryani, har mard ki alag kahani ."
And move on