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Oh good grief. DeSantis wasn’t a fighter pilot in the military - he was an assistant urinalysis coordinator?

Jan 19, 2024 · 10:42 PM UTC

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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
Urine the Navy now, Mr. Desantis!
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
Tom Cotton wasn’t an Army Ranger either. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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They all just lie with impunity
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
Maybe DeSantis should get with Mike Johnson and they can hold each other’s penis.
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
The Uranalysis Coordinator sniffs the samples. The Assistant sips them.
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
Am I too late? Isn’t that just taking the p*ss?
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but SO good at it. I hear he'd actually HOLD the nozzle for them.
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I'm sure he was the best taste tester they had.
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
Former Navy JAG here. In the Navy, all officers are assigned a “designator”, which corresponds to the job he or she does. De Santis’ designator was 2505, meaning he was an attorney. If he had been a naval aviator, then his designator would have been 1315.
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
He held the DICKS
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😂😂😂😂 Officer in charge of latrines (OICL) 😂😂😂😂
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Republikkkans stopped vetting candidates a long time ago. Unfortunately so did the MSM.
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
No wonder he supported Yam Tits for so long.
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
And you're surprised because ?
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
And he’s still a piss ant!
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I once had a small corner of respect that DeSantis at least served his country in the military, but THIS is how he did it?
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤔......😂😂 !!!
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
That's why he's pissed off so many folks?
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lol in the military when you’re a screw up you get a desk in the corner and you’re assigned additional duties until you get discharged.
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
Thats right. He did nothing. He sat behind a desk.
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The lies never end with the Redumblican party!
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That's almost a fighter pilot, no? Close? Handling bottles of urine? Flying a fighter jet?
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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
Next Patient please. He's starting to sound like George Santos a Legend in his Own Mind

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Replying to @GravityWhimsy
He was an assistant piss boy. Wait for the shake Ronnie.
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