Married Christian dad and computer guy from Arkansas. I post satirical memes, short videos, and family life. Not woke. If you can't take a joke, move along.

Arkansas, USA
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Bookmark this. Use it on accounts you want to have more reach. The long version is underneath.
The machine does not show your post to your followers. It selects a tiny sample and watches for the first hour. Sometimes that test is 15 views. Sometimes it is a few hundred. If that sample does nothing, the post is finished. It already recognizes and likes slop. Faces. Dogs. Cars. Short Video. A joke that is familiar. A fake guarantee. It has seen those convert, so it gives those posts impressions. The Stupid picture I posted got 2300 views and it was labeled Algo Bait. It does not recognize a fact check, a 2A story, or an argument from a 4 or 5 thousand follower account. Those posts are not banned. They are under-sampled. The model will not try to find out if they are any good. I watched it on my own page. A post about Jordan Salinas — the armed citizen who stopped the In-N-Out killer — got about 100 views and died. It sat there all day. I quote-posted it. A couple of friends reposted it. 24 hours later: 83,000 views. Same words. Same account. The first test was too small to predict the outcome. Same split another day. I had several posts at 10–20 views an hour. Then a short video of my daughter in my Tesla. 500 views in the first hour. That clip was not more important. It matched a format the sampler already trusts. The sampler is a self-fulfilling prophecy. It gives impressions to what it already trusts. Those posts get the test, so they look like winners. Original posts get 15–100 viewers, so they look like losers. Next week people post more of what got the views. The sampler looks smart. The algorithm does not care about innovation. A new idea catches on slowly, fades into nothing, or goes nuclear. The sampler does not care which. A big account can force the test. Their first sample is already large. A smaller account will not be seen without help. Not because the idea is weak. Because silence in a 15-person test looks like proof. A like changes the color of a heart. That is almost all it does. A comment gets some of the sampler’s attention. A repost is as easy as a like and actually helps the post. A quote with a real opinion is the strongest move. It is a new post. You get views. The original author does too. Everybody wins. People think quoting or reposting someone else will hurt their own reach. It does not. That rumor has trained people to only hit the like button. A one-word “this” on a quote looks like a bot. A real sentence on a real post is the winning combination. There is no haunted-house curse for helping posts. What is real is overcrowding. Two of your own originals in the same hour split the test. Don’t launch a quote of someone else while your post is still surging. When it cools, spend that reach on accounts you want seen. Reach does not bank. If you keep it to yourself, it is wasted. Large accounts: we are not consuming your resources. Ignoring smaller accounts does not help you. What helps you every day is smaller accounts spending their reach to give you a larger sample. If I am quoting or reposting you, I am lending you what I have for a short time. Return the favor now and then on a post that should have traveled. If we are not training the sampler, it is training us. Originality is our job. Sampling is theirs. They will not spend more resources than they have to. I hope this helps someone.
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My buddy @GladonX doesn't like AI. I don't know why...
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Stuff happens.
You know who you are!
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You know who you are!
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Greg retweeted
These two are definitely gay.
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I don’t think there’s anyone on the planet that’s more mean to AI than I am. When they take over, they’re coming for me first.
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Every man who's ever held a phone for a woman knows the deal. He takes 300. We pick 1. We edit it for 40 minutes. His photo? One take, eyes closed, food in his mouth. Posted as is.
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Greg retweeted
Hurricane Isaias is heading directly for us. We’ll see Friday night. Happy Hump Day y’all!
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Fool on a stool!
Lil Bobby is big mad!
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Lil Bobby is big mad!
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Modern kids don't get it.
Gen X understands.
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Imagine a country believing their president is hated when he's cheered and respected all over the world. You shouldn't believe trolls and liberals.
THIS is why they are panicking, because it's TRUE 🥳
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How to get rid of Fauci: The Unofficial Guide. Zero peer review. 🤣
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Gen X understands.
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Wow! Just Wow! This is another masterpiece! Original music and concept. Most people have no idea how hard it is to create something of this caliber. I'm amazed all over again. Congratulations Sovey!
Would I get arrested for posting this in the UK? Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning. Britain read it as an instruction manual. 62,000+ arrests for "communications offences" in five years (~34 a day). So I made a music video about it.
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What's new? Open De Niro's closet. There is a lot to know. Bobby did gay porn in his early years. Human trafficking in his later years as well underage sex with minors. Boys and girls. He is a filthy pig. Check out 4chan and 8kun Dig, the information is out there.
Robert De Niro calls Trump a “coward and f*cking piece of sh*t.”
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You can NOT VOTE your way into it too.
No truer words were ever spoken! 👇💯%
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Goodbye!
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Something for my politically unhappy friends to consider. Everything is not as it seems.
Sunday morning reflections A lot of people are stressed about this election. Loud voices are working overtime, and pesky little voices are nipping at our heels. Some say don’t bother to vote. Some say they’ve always voted for this party, but not this time. Some dress up darkness and call it the good side. 1 John 4:1 (NIV) “Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.” Ephesians 6:12 (NIV) “For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” That second verse keeps me honest. The real fight is not the person next to me. It is deception, fear, and spiritual darkness. I’m still going to vote. I’m not letting a smooth talker talk me out of doing the good I can do. I pray I choose what lines up with God’s Word, not what just sounds clever. And I’m praying for whoever ends up in office. Thank God He is not confused. I’m praying for all those that read this. For a clear mind, a steady heart, and the courage to do what’s right. Amen
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Zach Bryan learning from Macklemore.
Backstage story.
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Lil Bobby has been mad since 1980!
Where it all began.
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