Married...Engineer...Chesapeake. Two outta three ain't bad.

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Why did they put Mr Fantasy on a float full of children?? #MacysParade
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Hey @AMC_TV if you’re going to play a #thematrix movie marathon, how about playing them in order? These movies are hard enough to explain to my dad in order 😆
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Heard that shopping malls in some places are actually thriving. Anyone think it’s related to the prevalence of cheap crap retailers sell online? Like, they started with good stuff and then realized we couldn’t tell the difference in quality from our couch. #onlineshopping
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Hey @AboutChesapeake are you down sanitation workers again? I’ve had bags of leaves by the road for a month now and they’re starting to lower the value of my home you just increased my appraisal for.
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2022 is in the past, 2022 can kiss my Happy New Year!
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Offering a general apology to anyone behind me on the highway yesterday while I attempted to use the adaptive cruise control on my rental car. Pretty sure that system was made to piss everyone around you off. #icantdrive55andneithercanmycar
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Jeremy Gruzd retweeted
Wow. Washington got screwed all night! Bad breaks and then some bad calls! Couple of them clear game changers.
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RT this if you stayed up to watch the @CleGuardians sweep the double header!
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Wordle 436 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Finally finished #StrangerThings Safe to say Vecna will essentially be a piece of charcoal in season 5?
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Nice halftime report @nfl. I said nice. Halftime. Report. What?? #NFCChampionship
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Was there really no way to give people the option to pay a fee to keep recycling?
The move is part of a series of actions City Manager Chris Price will take to help fund pay raises for public safety employees. The changes to the plan are estimated to cost about $13.1 million, according to City Council agenda documents. bit.ly/3yrMVFy
For real. Not because he isn’t good, because he clearly needs to heal to get back to his true self.
It’s so dark, so early!…and get off my lawn. #nobodycares
My dog got really sad when I told her she couldn’t travel to the @Browns game with me despite her preparedness. #puglife
Not to take away from the competition, but is it even possible that Matt Amodio didn’t know that final #Jeopardy question?
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