It is incredibly embarrassing that Satoshi did not think about yield

I have no concept of bond yields because I used to get 4000% apy on pancakeswap stablepair pools. I think I just assumed boomers were getting something similar this whole time

ICO beast learning something that most of us figured out years ago: under no circumstances should you ever accept a real job

Kalshi is selling all of your orderflow to Mossad. The name ICOBeast can be found hundreds of times in the Epstein flight logs. I will be sharing my story on stream this week with the Guy who writes Threads and then, god willing, next Sunday on 60 minutes

It’s “trump is a grifter” (true) or “the Democrats are communists” (true) but never “maybe a third additional reason clarity failed is because crypto has done virtually nothing for the lives of the median American, the notion that this is a grassroots movement is entirely fabricated, at least greatly exaggerated, evidenced by last election cycle’s biggest donor class being able to get their people elected with money but when it came time to vote on a comparatively tame piece of legislation there was just no demand, no outraged constituents begging to tokenize helocs, no wine aunts demanding to speak with their rep about how perps should be classified, that’s just not a real person that exists in our society, we have Venmo and we have many ways to gamble already. It’s mainly just suits versus suits and whatever outcome, most people will be just fine, moisturized, in their lane etc etc. Americans do call their senators about data centers and abortion but they just don’t call their senators about crypto because it’s not very important one way or another, this is not even occupy Wall Street, flip a coin, they don’t really care and so senators decided the cost of voting for something people are apathetic about was greater than the cost of voting against something people are apathetic about. Almost no introspection on this

Call your senator right now and tell them if they don’t pass Clarity we are going to do so much crime

Your honor my client was at serious risk of becoming a member of the permanent underclass

Most traders give up right before they were going to use the exact perfect amount of leverage

Guys this cat meme is all over TikTok, it’s viral on TikTok and when a 15 year old girl sees this meme on TikTok her first thought is “where can I invest in this, this is so investable” and that’s when she comes to the bonding curve and that’s when we take her money

We mapped all 166k neurons in the brain of a fruit fly and then let it loose in an uncontrolled setting and it immediately started scanning low market cap tickers in the group chat

Everywhere you look there are incredible things going on: cancer vaccine on the horizon, millennium prizes being solved, Fomo finding a way to fill me at literally 2x the current market cap of a token

I cannot stand when people like Hunter Biden come and make a mockery of our industry and siphon liquidity and mindshare from serious projects like boner and fatcoin and bike tyson

It’s crazy how many of the brand new retail users onboarded directly to Robinhood chain were already in my solana memecoin chat

Wanna feel old? this is the new AMC board of directors

I don’t really see how Robinhood maintains this momentum if they don’t partner with Zora

Just 6 months ago you needed $10 million. Now you need $30 million. That’s how fast they are printing fiat money

Ever since I was young I knew I wanted to bring tokenized equities to the global south

Hello Mr president would you mind saying the word Artblocks next please

Claude’s new tone is very 2021 Ethereum holder