Can you be more of a dumbass?
The chimp is going to beat this guys ass.
Health influencer Santa Cruz interviewed Wavy MMA, the undefeated amateur MMA fighter who is planning to fight a CHIMPANZEE 🤯
He mentions that his fight with the chimp will have staff ready with tranquilizers, will be set on grass with a large cage enclosure, opens up on his gameplan to fight the chimp, and that he’s gotten offers to fight a Polar Bear with a sword 😳
“They’re not going to cut the teeth, they’re not going to cut the claws or anything like that, and there’s going to be people with tranquilizers as well. I want to go against this wild animal and test myself against it, I don’t want to k-ll this wild animal and I don’t want to d-e. We are going to fight until I see, obviously, I’m winning. If it’s k-lling me, it’s going to get tranquilized.”
“I’ve weighed out the risks, I’ve weighed out the benefits. I got a couple game plans here. The first plan I’m going to be keeping it at distance, seeing if I can keep it off me, we’ll go for a couple minutes, I’ll get this thing exhausted and then I’ll go in for a slam or something, or, which might be the more likely scenario, this thing jumps on my right away, then I have to try as hard as I can to knock this out with a slam.”
(Via @santacruzmedicinals / IG)