Living in the country is awesome IF your neighbors aren’t fucking retards Retards that put their deer feeder on the property line shooting directly into your property where their is no backstop The property line that your family walks, rides the atv down, etc

Boomers will have your 5 year old working in a sweat shop before they give up their socialism security

This is how you keep your girl happy

This is why men don’t go to church anymore

Whatever happened to the “black lives matter? My PUSSY matters” lady. That was a great crash out

Lmao!

Still the funniest

👇👇👇 Told ya! And now that I got her laughing it’s time for the closer… “Why don’t we go back to my place and I can show you my TREZOR cold storage wallet?”

Nobody stopped you from investing in the stock market. If you never did that at any point in your life, that’s on you. You’re a grown adult. Take some responsibility. You have golf clubs as your profile pic and “real estate” in your handle. Hard for me to believe that you’re impoverished. If you admit that it’s a “shit system” then you should want nothing more than to fix it for the sake of your descendants. But instead it sounds like you want to get whatever you can out of it and leave your grandchildren holding the bag. That’s actually a despicable, selfish mentality, and it’s about time we start calling it what it is. I’m floating some ideas to fix the problem but you’re making it clear, as so many of your peers have made it clear, that you do not want it to be fixed if the solution will inconvenience you in any way at all. Meanwhile, your generation spent decades voting exclusively for politicians who would prop up the very “shit system” that you’re now complaining about. Again, where does personal responsibility factor in here? If you want young people to stop bitching and take ownership of their own lives and choices, when will you do the same?

Go to ChatGPT and ask” Based on my tweets as [your Twitter handle] and the attached photo can you please create a vintage 1960’s movie poster of me?

I’m just like you except I have a thick, sexy mustache and drive a base model Toyota Corolla

They ate all the good men.

Def lost some followers today Oh well!

Top 3 things pretty single women at the bar WANT to talk to you about 1) Bitcoin 2) Fantasy football 3) your bitch ex that cheated Cheers! Happy hunting!

Can confirm!

Oh I hope so That’s the appeal

Alpha

What is a phat rabbit?

That’s no way to respect a firearm!