Gut-wrenching news at today's #Mizzou press conference: freshman offensive lineman Johnnie "DJ" Jones is on a heart transplant list, after freshmen intake tests detected a problem. "It's tough right now," HC Eli Drinkwitz said. "Our thoughts and prayers are with him and his family, as they go through this. I know Johnnie was watching our game [against Florida]. It's just hard. An 18-year-old with everything in front of him and you're just not prepared for that kind of news...We're praying for him and I know a lot of Mizzou fans will hopefully join in that prayer because he does need help in a hurry."

Still don’t think we belong in the Top 25?

I’ll test anyone’s bag for 15$. You have to promise to save me if I fade though

My roommate needs a life #squid

Got George Floyd’d by the manager last night #fuck

RT @HMcbottom69: I love #goyslop

I love #goyslop

Goose is loose in wings and mo #tarpsoff

RT @HMcbottom69: Shout out to our purple hair libtard mayor🤞 #bagdemic

Florida fans explaining how they weren’t trying to poach “Dorkwitz” in 2025 #disrespectoff

Shout out to our purple hair libtard mayor🤞 #bagdemic

Haven’t started the group project. Everyone is done and watching me finish. Due at 11:59

RT @HMcbottom69: National Geographic #flysex

National Geographic #flysex

Just swiped right on my TA from sophomore year😵‍💫 #shootershoot

My cat ugly asf

Undercover cop pledges, every drug kills you, and no new burner whore stories #noticing

Schmidt fucking MKC scene would feed families.

My parents nerfed me by not getting me an adderall prescription when I was younger