Professional yak shaver. Systems division.

This was not sarcasm
I really love refactors and rewrites
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I created the Lahman Baseball Database nearly 30 years ago. It’s pretty gratifying to see it still being used, maintained, and now getting a major modernization. @SABR has announced some big changes coming with the 2026 update. sabr.org/latest/sabrs-lahman…
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Boy did I pick a great first football game to watch.
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I ain’t even gonna lie. I don’t know nothing about ball.
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How the hell did we let a large pepperoni pizza get to $25?!
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I need to raise $2,000 in the next 24 hours. So, if you need cloud hosting, code reviews, small projects completed.. let me know. I don't sleep, all work is done quickly.
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I need to find a new job. I was the Automation lead at T-Mobile for 4 years. I work extensively in AI and anything test world. I can speak publicly and work well in high velocity teams. Please share for exposure.
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My mom says that I have a strong sense of justice.
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My CapsLock started behaving funny after the Omarchy Quattro update. Turns out that's a feature, and it's actually kinda fun. github.com/omacom/omarchy/bl… 😂🎉
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If killer AI robots become a thing can we just spray them with a hose?
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Lots of normies are now reading about the OAI-HF and getting worried. I think this push for pacing the frontier can be understood simply as a step toward “self-regulation” in the face of growing public scrutiny
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Ask any East Coast Computer Scientist and they'll tell you the same.
JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang declares AI doomer predictions are “made up.”
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Thank you for being my friend ❤️
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This is your friendly reminder to backup your stuff
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This same exact thing happened to me on the same day but they were posing as @ritualnet
Heads up @tarsprotocol - your brand is being used as cover in a fake-recruitment malware campaign aimed at devs. Approached on LinkedIn for a "TARS" take-home. The repo executed code on folder open. Contagious Interview / BeaverTail. You're being impersonated.
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Who has the plug?
Replying to @hilbertspaess
The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade. This is not a marketing stunt. If anything, many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing in the press to sound sensible - but I hear the same people express fear privately. No other human activity poses this level of danger.
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Just learn to plumb
JUST IN: Anthropic’s latest economic report warns that coders may need to learn to plumb toilets.
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Hack != exploit
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I totally forgot Solaris was a thing.
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In today’s economy a meatloaf is the new beef Wellington.
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The barbecue on my timeline today is incredible. I almost feel silly posting my Peruvian chicken earlier.
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