I've been known to wear a fine black suit and a murder of a tie

London
Replying to @nataliesawyer
Lee Mason needs a more memorable whistle in his next game

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Replying to @RachelRileyRR
I bet you really wanted a Zoom while drawing this!
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Replying to @RachelRileyRR

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Replying to @laura_woodsy
Someone better give him a job soon!
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@RachelRileyRR haha that was terrible! 🙈🙈
Replying to @RachelRileyRR
This feels like a tough away leg .. I'll try to nick an away goal while I'm donating haha
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Don't forget these..
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hahaha no no no i'm not googling for that. I can't. But it reminded me of this story
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@Helenglovergb Can you guess the 4th in the sequence when you're one of the clues?
Replying to @Sianwelby
Like my new foot coffins?
Replying to @DrLeahTotton
ohh his daughter of course! it makes sense now. Perfectly simple and innocent explanation.
Replying to @gracedent
I think I'll give that leek and cheese pie a miss
Replying to @caitlinmoran
His forehead is sponsored by Volkswagen
Replying to @mp_horseracing
I found watching this for 20 minutes was more informative than anything any politician has said youtube.com/watch?v=USTypBKE…
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Replying to @KatjaGlieson
Don't apply to me thankfully but always loved these two. So sad. youtube.com/watch?v=EMmb4Oyl… youtube.com/watch?v=eyl99rs8…
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@TheTwoMikes Porky should repeat Sid Waddell's darts version of William Tell. He did it with a coin on his tongue!
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Replying to @TrickOrTreackle
@TrickOrTreackle Must be getting confused with Partick Thistle, who have the most child-friendly mascot in football
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Replying to @StanCollymore
@StanCollymore Only got to watch Benteke's right leg.Makes no effort to stay on his feet, no stumble, definite dive. vine.co/v/iXwBIJJ53u2
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@KellyCates If it's good enough for George Costanza... youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4…
@katecross16 Watching this guy talking about his mental illness is so powerful and eye opening. (starts at 4:30) youtube.com/watch?v=UI-YvrHZ…
@SkyGemma Did you see this? Drone almost hits a skier during a race! So lucky to avoid it.. youtube.com/watch?v=TJu4kmcy…
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Replying to @RealNatalieLowe
@RealNatalieLowe Do you think anyone will attempt this for a showdance next week? youtube.com/watch?v=r54FBEYt…
Replying to @PoppyD
@PoppyD Harry Hill voice: "Remember when everyone used to style their hair to match the lampshades" #TVBurp
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Replying to @jennafischer
@jennafischer Think you'll like this - gun control explained so brilliantly youtu.be/awgs0burFTk
Replying to @keliannestankus
@kelianne1234 So this was you the past few days..
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Not often you see a jockey somersault over a fence after the horse. vine.co/v/OL9wLxW0m9A
Tree rings, played instead of vinyl on a record player vimeo.com/30501143
Replying to @susannareid100
@susannareid100 or you can just improvise..
@bendirs1 maybe you need to use Poetweet ... poetweet.com.br/?lang=en
@LeggoMyMeggoYo Your tweets make for some pretty deep poetry.. poetweet.com.br/?lang=en
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@meganphelps Thought you'd like this - poetry generated from your tweets. poetweet.com.br/?lang=en
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Replying to @PoppyD
@PoppyD This was the only time his involvement was worthwhile youtube.com/watch?v=0ACcNOlN…
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@Holly_Ferling I remember you wrote about fitness levels required for fielding in a blog once - 14k without bowling!
Replying to @EmmaWillis
@EmmaWillis I'm getting flashbacks to American Horror Story ..
In London, non-Muslims are violently stripped of their 3rd dimension before entering a football ground #foxnewsfacts
Replying to @LeggoMyMeggoYo
@LeggoMyMeggoYo "I kiss you after you've thrown up in the gutter, I'd do anything for you" Meatloaf never did that. youtube.com/watch?v=8wZvDaA9…
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@erinmallorylong I'll be reminded of your @BOFPodcast revelation every time I drive through this village.
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Replying to @CharlieCW
@CharlieCW And respect to you for acknowledging it with your own standing ovation
@RoisinEHogan Have you seen this? So funny . Cassetteboy vs The Apprentice 2 youtube.com/watch?v=EAwymcSl…
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Amazing ski line between two rocks a couple of metres apart youtube.com/watch?v=aDEaAOcD…
@RachelRileyRR Your face is saying 'You're going to get one big one to the head for making me put that up'
@WarPaintWizard Catfish & The Bottlemen are definitely worth a listen if you haven't already! youtube.com/watch?v=OZTsxbrD…
Replying to @Melody_Hossaini
@Melody_Hossaini Thought the beach was more of an aftershavey smell..
@caitlinstasey Im trying to find a photo from an instyle shoot I did 20 years ago.Short hair, and throttling a horse
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Replying to @KarenDanczuk
@KarenDanczuk If I had a friend called Susan I'm pretty sure I'd annoy everyone by singing this constantly.. youtube.com/watch?v=lC3MH-U6…
Replying to @uselesscojn
@JManrara That reminds me of this little animation youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5Fd…
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Replying to @georgiaharrup
@georgiaharrup Looks like the skeleton from SuperTed has turned up in your coffee! did you find his gloves?
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Replying to @skysarahjane
@skysarahjane The montages after a World Cup defeat are good too .. youtube.com/watch?v=LZByrHy7…
Replying to @Holly_Ferling
@Holly_Ferling Ohh Ribbons was good, but not quite good enough :(
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