@Spl_Dusty is leaving our roster on good terms. He was a great cooler bot but due to scheduling issues, he decided that it was best if he looked for another team. Look out for his fa post and we will be putting out a team post looking for a fourth soon (for like the 1000th time)
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Half Life got 4th in Mesozoic Mayhem 13! (With only two subs this time!:)) @Rexy - didn’t dc at all this tournament! (rare occurrence) @Spl_Dusty - Painted less then a v-dualies @Monso0nack - was 2 hours late @icyal_XD - spent 45 minutes eating a burger 🍔 @Ezio_spl - roller FA
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Half Life took 5th at Fry Basket #2 With a lot of subs @rexy_spl *Proceeds to DC* @Spl_Dusty Hype Pencil? @Monso0nack VDS Believer @icyal_XD Naut working @LightestSeed W on Hades @Ezio_spl W wiper @Andawesome2 Last minute sub#4 (Sets in the replies)
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Half-Life took 2nd in the H2O Qualifiers today qualifying us for the H2O finals. (sets in the replies) @Monso0nack Played and dipped @rexy_spl shotshotsh @Spl_Dusty Clutch Triple @icyal_XD He's baack (not) @LightestSeed A fellow flex @cj_bookums shotsho @oriiio_ In it for that $
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Replying to @Brock8416
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Half-life is looking for a new fourth!!! We are looking for a aggro midline flex Requirements: 15+ Div 3+ Able to Vc Positive mindset Willing to practice 3-5 times a week Weapon Requirements: Splash, Squeezer Secondary Weapons: Ttek, Naut, 96 Deco Dm rexyyyyyy or monsoonack
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Half-Life took 5th at Level Up today! We are once again the tournament seeders' biggest opp (sets in the replies) @rexy_spl Stamper Bestie @Spl_Dusty Pencil who actually got more than 1 kill??? @Monso0nack #1 feeder @NV_Spl Cracked sub with clutch sharks
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Rexy mid game- “I used my zooka to waste it” WHAT THE HELL REXY

ALT What Did You Say Wtf Gif GIF

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When SendouQ is down
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Happy Valentine’s Day y’all
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Monsoonack taking FOREVER to join the scrim imma cry
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We would like to announce that @Spl_Dusty is our NEW fourth! “I don’t know what to say” -Dusty See you in tournaments!
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What is @rexy_spl Sendou graph?
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Half Life needs a new fourth! ♻️ are very appreciated.
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Half Life came 2nd🥈 in Mesozoic Monday 0! GGs to all the teams we faced and Inca for subbing for us! (But like why do we keep on getting second tho🥺)
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Half Life came 2nd🥈 in Party Wheel: Three For All! GGs to all the teams we faced and Fishy for subbing for us! (But like image if we won tho)
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We are back from holiday break
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“The worst she can say is no”
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Whenever we are waiting for Rexy
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We did NOT cook today
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You saw that right, we came 3rd🥉 in Rabid Rampage! Ermmm we don’t really talk about what happened with Snurch… Sets below!👇
Congratulations to our winners of the first and likely only Rabid Rampage 🥇efg 🥈Snurch 🥉Half-Life Thank you all for playing!
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Half Life tied for 9th in Squid Junction 57!!! It was a tough climb but we got there! (Sets in replies)
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Half Life could not win with half of our members game 1😔
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We said she couldn't play chargers
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Hey guys icyal here, unfortunately the day has come where HALF LIFE WON DESTROY THE META 2!!! GGs to all our opponents! @Monso0nack - Came from the farm @Ezio_spl - has a gun (image wise) @icyal_XD - Naut good @rexy_spl - hanged up a Christmas tree (Ignore the name on battlefy)
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Thanks for 100 followers everyone!🥹
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HALF-LIFE IS LOOKING FOR A NEW FIFTH! Retweets are appreciated ♻️🙏
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On today's episode of half life members not knowing time and dates!
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Who has the best Twitter/Discord banner? 1) Monsoon 2) Icyal 3) Ezio 4) Plus Poll is in the thread
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Half Life got seeded 118 in sos dawg💀💀💀We ain’t even getting lantern bracket bru🙏🙏😭💀
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Half Life got 9th Great White at SOS #128!!!! Teammates tagged and results below! @icyal_XD sound board got muted @Monso0nack avatar of splatoon weapons @rexy_spl is a beacon @Ezio_spl bouta get us cancelled 😞 GGs everyone!
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The current state of competitive splatoon
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We are going to cut your life expectancy in half (Happy Halloween from the Half-Life Crew!!)
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Yes one of our players uses a switch lite
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Half Life gets third in SAC and top 13 in Squid Junction! Results below! @Ezio_spl broken fingers gaming @Monso0nack "I'm good with my fingers" @plusandstuff zap and shot slave @icyal_XD will face reveal at big dapple @Rexyioz no stealth jump shot Ggs!
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We are looking for a coach! Retweets appreciated 🙏
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NEW BANNER FOR HALF LIFE!!!1!1!1 Thanks to @squoooshiii for the amazing banner!❤️🙏
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Yall got it right. Expect memes, and my dog
Guess who got the team acc?? (Icyal runs it)
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Our subsidiary team Half-Half-Life got 2nd in Jaxel Tourney 2v2 Battle Royale #2! Great job @Rexyioz, @Monso0nack, and @icyal_XD for playing against double zooka duo comps👍
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We 5-0ed our week 3 against @MirrorIllusion_ ! Ggs ;) Currently 2-1 in sets!
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NEW TEAM TAG!!! If you see us you better watch out…
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HALF LIFE WON SPLOON X WARRIOR WEEKEND SEASONAL QUALIFIER!!! All members followed! (drip pic was taken mid match)
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Legacy ban:(
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