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What are we drinking on this sexy Saturday #winos ? Mrs H and I are enjoying this beautiful CDP! Cheers. #winelover #wine #vino @DebinHiltonHead @AmauryCarrasco @rr_pirate @uptowntim88 @Friscokid49
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#nowspinning The King of Cool Dean Martin's Greatest Hits. #vinyl #crooners
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Hammer Hains, The Fud Dude retweeted
Been a minute since I gave something away... so let's change that. @SuperStrokeGolf was kind enough to send me one of their limited-edition Día de los Muertos putter grips. Just repost and be following to enter. I'll pick a winner at random on Friday. Good luck! 💀
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Hammer Hains, The Fud Dude retweeted
Government cannot solve problems because, a majority of the time, it is the problem.
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I now have like 9 Charlie Hulls following me and I’m almost positive none are the real Charley Hull!
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OMG I laughed so hard at this that I gave myself the hiccups!
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Dinner tonight was soba noodle salad with carrots & edamame. #Twittersupperclub #Food #Foodies
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The #Browns Rally Possum comes through for us! You're welcome. @Browns #DawgPound #D4L
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we’ve had armadillo problems as of late. When I went to the trap this morning this is what I found! #Browns fans do we think this is a sign? #RallyPossum @Browns #DawgPound #D4L
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It’s a #yachtrock Saturday evening.
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Hey #winos what are we drinking on this sexy Saturday? Mrs H is away for the weekend so me and Turley are enjoying some Turley. #wine #winelover #vino @DebinHiltonHead @AmauryCarrasco @rr_pirate @Friscokid49 @uptowntim88 @jwalkermobile @TurleyWines
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#NowPlaying the soundtrack to the movie Beyond The Black Rainbow. #Vinyl #soundtracks #movies
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