Procrastibaker and creative at Patch

London | Cheshire
Ok, but in all seriousness is Kate just in the pods for the UK version of #LoveIsBlind?
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I’m almost fully booked for summer 😎 Between June and October I’ll barely have an afternoon to sunbathe in my hammock, chilled rosé in hand. Thank goodness. So this is your sign. If you’d like to book me as a private chef over the next few months, get in touch soon 😌
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I quit my job this month. From January 2024 I'll be a private chef for hire. Dinner parties, photoshoot lunches, workplace treats, freezer-fillers, swanky canapé receptions, food styling - hit me up. My website is live, take a peek here: hannahpomfret.com 1/2
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2/2 So, if you're looking for a chef for your next event, holiday or evening-do, get in touch and we can talk menus. And of course, I'd be incredibly grateful for any shares with friends, family, colleagues, neighbours, passing acquaintances - you get the gist ✌️
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Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries lasted longer. #LizTrussPM
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Working theory: Liz Truss is a non-playable character.
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Stop the count, give the #Eurovision crown to Mika.
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It’s all fun and games when your boyfriend shaves ‘creepy’ facial hair as a joke… until the razor runs out of battery.
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‘You look like Stanley Tucci. In ‘The Lovely Bones’.’
And yet, still no pockets.
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Wine time Fridays, finally something I can relate to the PM about.
I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I did just successfully recite all of Joseph’s technicolour dream coat colours 2 bottles of wine deep into a drunken family sing-along.
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Ok, Shaggy from Scooby Doo and the gal from She’s All That playing TEACHERS AND PARENTS in #HesAllThat is too much for me.
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Heavy breathing, it’s almost time.
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🎶So no one told my life was gonna be this way 🎶 cc. ⁦@Just_RichardB⁩
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‘Promising Young Woman’ should be mandatory viewing for every person who walks this planet.
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Hannah Pomfret retweeted
🍻Competition Time!🍻 We are opening this amazing @BrewDog beer hotel in Edinburgh with beer on tap in all the rooms & fridges in the shower for shower beers. Opens Q3 2021. Retweet for a chance to win a 2 night stay for 2! 3 lucky winners will be picked at random 🙂
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There is so much to love here.
Please enjoy 90 seconds of a man showing off his love of octopuses. (whilst simultaneously being quite annoyed at how long the questions are) Full #CelebrityMastermind episode is here: bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0…
The last few days have brought years of micro-anxieties to the surface, and honestly it’s exhausting. #SarahEverard #ReclaimTheStreets
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And that’s not to say they should be small, but you make them small so you can continue to walk through the world.
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