ASD & ADHD. Once a @SellBeforeWeDai campaigner. @TerraceMemoirs. @TheTilehurstEnd prediction league champion. @ReadingFC fan. Henry Winter replied to me once 😎
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Tweet-worthy stat:-
When he scored against Bradford, @udooka11 became the 199th individual player I have seen score for @ReadingFC at home.
Roll on the 200th!!
#ReadingFC #UTMFD
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Just take it back to the Autoglass Trophy and be done with it. All these different names do it no good whatsoever!
Introducing the Jersey Mike's Trophy!
The American sub brand are marking their move to the UK high street by becoming the EFL Trophy's new title sponsor with immediate effect.
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Sam Smith's first ever 1st team goal 💪🏼
Royal Flashback 9 years ago today
#ReadingFC 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️
League Cup • 2017/18
Reading 3-1 Millwall • AET
⚽️ Bacuna
⚽️ Evans
⚽️ Smith
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25 years ago we were knocking around at the top of D2 looking down at "shitty little Brighton" while their fans, without exception in my experience, all said they could/would be massive one day. How we all laughed as they looked at us with unashamed envy...😳😳😳
The Ex-Brighton Big 6 XI (if deals are confirmed)
Sanchez (Chelsea)
Cucurella (Chelsea)
Van Hecke (Spurs)
White (Arsenal)
Minteh (Liverpool)
Caicedo (Chelsea)
MacAllister (Liverpool)
Baleba (Man Utd)
Trossard (Arsenal)
Pedro (Chelsea)
Welbeck (Chelsea)
Total cost to Brighton £126m
Total cost to Big Six £573m
Profit £447m
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think it's time to admit that, actually, @BHAFC fans may have been correct. Brilliant owner, brilliant recruitment of both players and managers (with the exception if Sami Hyypia). They are, in equal measure, an annoyingly and exceptionally well-managed club. Kudos to them 👏🏼
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1/ At risk of doing @ReadingFC down again, I have to question why they insist on only counting graduating players from the @RFCAcademy? Obtaining Academy status in 1999 was simply an upgrade on the YTS we had in place, and to not recognise the players that graduated from that...
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2/ ...and the apprenticeship scheme before that seems ahistoric and ignorant at best, and a downright insult at worst. I live in an era that saw Scott Taylor, Archer Lovell & Ady Williams all play a key role in nearly taking RFC to the Prem, alongside numerous others that...
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Third stat for the masses. Jack Marriott is the 4th @ReadingFC player to score a hattrick in a match that was lost, after:-
Frank McPherson - 3-4 v Saints - Apr 30
Les Chappell - 3-4 v Bradford - Nov 73
Kerry Dixon (4) - 5-7 v Donny - Sep 82
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Second stat for the masses - Jack Marriott is the 6th @ReadingFC player to score a hattrick against Luton after:-
Ted Braithwaite - Oct 1924
Frank Newton - Oct 1933
@JamieCuro - Dec 2000
@Yaks75 - Jul 2020
Kelvin Ehibhatiomhan - Mar 2026
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Stat for the masses - Jack Marriott is only the 2nd player in @ReadingFC history to score a hattrick on the opening day of a league season, after Tony Macphee got 4 in a 5-1 win against @CPFC at the start of 1948/49
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Puto de mierda carries an interesting translation, and he's chosen to use it after the England game. It'd be interesting to know if the FA are able to do anything for this sort of thing given they want to stamp out homophobia in English football...
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I wonder how things would turn out if Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane were on camera singing something like "we never forget those Argie cunts trying to take the Faklands" 🤔🤔
DISGUSTING 🤮
Messi sings along and jumps to Lautaro Martínez singing a racist song directed at England
"I haven't forgotten those f*cking English over the Malvinas"
Community note
The video is from March 2023, showing Argentine players after a Brazil match singing a chant that includes a Malvinas line. x.com/TyCSports/stat… Similar Malvinas chants have been used in 2026 WC contexts. mirror.co.uk/sport/football
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We're nowhere near done yet. 'Always' is yours 9th July. Pre save HERE thecrooks.lnk.to/Always
@RunOnRecords
@This_Feeling
@ChrisMarshProd
@MarshallArtist_
#fifa #easports #worldcup2026 #indie #newmusicuk
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Good that RFC have listened to fans, but this DOES NOT address the core issue - loyalty points should be based on how many games you attend, not how much you pay for a subscription! Equalise loyalty points for all tickets and you've got me back. Until then, I'm not returning.
Introducing One Royal Lite
A new low-cost annual membership designed to give more supporters access to Loyalty Points and priority ticket access.
Find out more about our new tier 👇
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Birmingham - here we come @Eleanor18Flood
Nothing gives me a buzz quite like getting a ticket to see these guys. Soooo good!! 😎😎😎
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So @ReadingFC have announced a partnership with @SteliaAI this morning. The press release reads:-
"As part of the initiative, RFC will use Stelia’s full-stack platform to support the development, testing and deployment of AI applications..."
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So we're an AI lab rat now? Maybe @KieranMaguire can do some digging into what benefit RFC gain from this, or whether this is a very one-sided agreement. The press release appears to have a lot of words to say not much else than what I've highlighted!
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