Watching Wayne Rooney week in week out is the memory I most appreciate about being a Man Utd fan. It’s not that he “could do everything.” He did do everything.

Club said remove highest earners without asking why they earn the way they do.

"Why don't you bring Conte and Roy in together as a double team?" 😂 This would be BOX OFFICE! 🍿

Clock Lisandro Martinez out partying at the 25 second mark wearing a beanie hat and shades No wonder Man United are in a relegation battle

🌕✨ Bayern’s Karl-Heinz Rummenigge: “Harry Kane is an absolutely deserving Ballon d'Or winner”, told AZ. “Not only because he's had an outstanding season, but also because he embodies something that is becoming increasingly rare in sports and society: being a true role model”.

🇪🇸💪 Luis Enrique: "To play sports, I do it on an empty stomach and when I finish training, if I feel like it, I either have breakfast or I even endure lunch. It depends how I feel." (Movistar+)

What’s INEOS going to do when Conte requests McTominay back ?

🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney on Bruno Fernandes’ future and what he would do if he took charge of Manchester United! 👀 On Bruno Fernandes: “He needs to show more as a captain.” “I just want to see him focus on his football. Just forget everything else, whether it’s a new contract or not, whatever it is.” “But I think long-term, I don’t think it’s going to be a happy ending.” On what he’d do as manager: “The first thing I’d ask is, who wants to play for this football club?” “If you don’t want to play, there’s the door, go. Don’t want you.” “You need players who want to be there and want to play for the football club. You don’t need fakes in there.”

Who would have thought a “local lad” who understands the fans would destroy the club worse than the Glazers even did Fans wanted Jim because he was English and for those racists it was better than an Arab Reap what you sow

🚨🇪🇸🗣️ ANDER HERRERA on how ÁNGEL DI MARÍA was world-class everywhere but failed at MANCHESTER UNITED: “Di María was great in his first couple of months. He provided a lot of assists, scored goals, and played on the right and left. But I don't remember exactly when things changed with Van Gaal. After one game, he lost the ball too many times. Van Gaal criticised him in front of everyone, and then Di María changed. He said to me, ‘If there is someone in the team who has to lose the ball, it's me.’ And I agree with him. Di María was the one who had to take risks. After that, his house was robbed. Then everything became very negative, and it's sad because he could have been great for the club. The way he started and performed, I think he was one of those players with United DNA. His game was chaotic: take the ball, attack, run back, win the ball, and attack again. We lost an amazing Di María for probably three, four, or five years at the club.”

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Sksksksksksksk nah united fans deserve everything they’re getting and more

Biggest tragedy he never played for us,most Man Utd coded striker of the last decade

FOUR goals for Kai Rooney this afternoon! 👏⚽️

Kai Rooney scored a hat-trick for #mufc's U18s 😍❤️

Wayne Rooney: “I'd love to walk in that [Manchester United] dressing room and f*****g sit them all down and say, what the f**k are you doing? What type of performance do you think this is? Do you think you deserve to wear that shirt with how you are walking around the pitch? Put a f*****g firework up their a**e because they’re not f*****g doing anything.” [@UnitedStandMUFC] #MUFC

Amad is not young. At his age Rashford was leading the attack.

Let’s just tell ourselves the truth, this guy isn’t good enough!

Forwards coach, fitness coach, set piece coach etc. Manchester United have none of these currently.

🚨 Michael Carrick told the leadership team in the summer that he needed additional coaching staff, particularly Aaron Danis from Bayern Munich. Jason Wilcox failed to deliver!

If you’re going to back Carrick at least hire some coaches All summer there were talks about Utd bringing in a forward’s coach What has happened to that?