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moshpit @ club goblin
WWBWD What would Bruce Wayne do?
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sorry guys no bangers today i’m trying to focus on my ex girlfriend
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I am not a solid nigga
A solid nigga never begs anyone to stay in his life.
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Just found multiple grey hairs in my beard. Uhh yikes
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She went off birth control and I was like wouldn’t it be funny if you stop being attracted to me and leave?? She didn’t believe it would happen Well she stopped being attracted to me and left and it’s not funny
the biggest insult is wen shes on birth control and shes attracted to u, id literally kms
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Replying to @HeroXBT
oh they did, at home. american men just dress like teenagers and teenage girls more so ig you guys wouldn’t notice it as much 😂
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My life is literally Spider-Man 2
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Was explaining to my grandpa how the woman I love has me blocked and I can’t text her and he told me to use his phone if I love her that much LMAO W grandpa
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One of my coworkers won’t stop running his mouth to/about me every day, you can tell he was a bully in highschool and was a tweaker the way some of his teeth are missing. I’m about ready to knock another one out myself
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Real niggas love both
Real American patriots watched Regular Show, disgusting libtards watched Adventure Time
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Why am I so attracted to women 10 years older than me
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Come hell or high water? I’m choosing high water every time No doubt in my mind drowning is preferable to whatever’s waiting for me in cum hell
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Computah make everyone following me gay
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We out here
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next woman to leave me on read is getting fed to The Beast
next man to make me question my worth is getting fed to The Beast
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Some lady at the gas station just told me I sound like Severus Snape lmfao
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My liver My choice
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you look distraught does it have to do with all your efforts amounting to nothing
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Saw her with that nigga… my archniggasis
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