Main Plot: A rich spoiled brat from Slytherin nicknamed "Malfoid" gives mixed signals to Harry, making him baffled in how she feels about him
Dumbledore Subplot:
"THE HOUSE ELVES HAVE SUICIDE TRUCKS, HARRY! OH MERLIN. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM FLOORING IT FOR THE HUFFLEPUFF KIDS. THANK FUCKING GOODNESS IT WAS THEM. HARRY THEY ARE SO REPLACABLE, MY GOODNESS. EVERYONE WANTS TO MEET CEDRIC THEN THEY REALIZE THEY ARE FUCKED IN HUFFLEPUFF."